In the beginning there was a pencil it was of the colour red but indeed created the markings of a similar writing device of contrasting colour. Shortly after the beginning there was a word and the word was bananas. Around this time there was also a man who bared no likeness to the pencil or the banana. He was sent by no one in particular and controlled the sacred pencil but he was not the pencil. He had: arms, and a leg and a nose and an elbow and a filtrum and eight fingers, in addition he also had feet and a cat. He was not the messiah nor was he a young male of specific behavioural patterns. He was purely literate but possibly also suffered from some form of mental illness. His chest was hollow and stood as a sign for the actions, which must follow. As yet no one can work out what the sign actually means but this is also thought to be irrelevant. After some time and limited contemplation it was decided that the sign was possibly meant that puddles and gooseberries were the key to the way forward. Thus go forth and gather gooseberries and puddles together in one place, for shoes favour not buckets of cuckoo clocks. |
| Genesis |
| And thus the Cumran Sect Fundamentalists were born. Merely days later the Brotherhood Of Poisened Angel Ferrets was increasing, but while strictly following by the example of the sacred dormouse the founders of this religion have developed into lazy bastards surfacing only at night while the bullfrog beckons all in to the light. |
| Not all members have acheived so little, others have documented outstanding events and the history of their relevant orders. The work of one brother Hewes also known to many by the name which congures fear in the hearts of all ....Lee, has produced scrolls of the upmost importance, they do indeed tell of the events of one cold Autumn eve during the reign of rain |