� Lost pieces of jigsaw are always down the back of the sofa, but the wise express caution when searching, leather / sweat / glow-worms � work it out.
� Look prior to taking the action of leaping for the bullfrog never sleeps with deep chickens.
� The foolish dog brings poverty up to the sum of �500.
� Heartache crushes the spirit; heartburn crushes the Rennie Repease into around half a pint of cold water. Stirring commences, heartburn is relieved. Heartache continues.
� Pen residue applied to the facial area is the scar of a colloquial chap.
� Respect is fear under a different, fraudulent name.
� The five-legged camel is a king indeed.
� The truth hurts, especially if the truth comes in the form of a large pokey device of irrelevant colour.
� The juicing of small oranges is unforgivable. The juicing of small cats is as yet without decision.
� The wise are salubrious, the foolish are without lubrication.
� The sabot is the garment of kings.
� The rod of discipline strikes down the children of incest.
� The wise are wise, the foolish are pretty much everyone else.
� If you don�t have to, why bother with the turnip to start with?
� A rabblement of geese is ignored at peril.
� If you can�t have your cake and eat it, then what�s the point in having the cake in the first place?
''An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.'' - Arab Proverb. - Contributed by the Unknown Prophet.
