(parody)
YOU'VE HEARD OF MANDATORY RETIREMENT...
WELL, HOW ABOUT MANDATORY DEATH!
JUST THINK... INSTEAD OF RETIRING THEM WE COULD JUST KILL EM OFF!
- NO MORE TAX DOLLARS ON PENSIONS!
- PEOPLE GET THIER INHERITANCE EARLY, WHILE THIER YOUNG ENOUGH TO ENJOY IT!
- REDUCE HEALTH CARE COSTS!
- MANY OTHER SPIN OFF BENIFITS!
ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE IS TO SELECT THE "TERMINAL" AGE.
WHILE WE'RE AT IT WE MAY AS WELL LEGISLATE MANNER OF PASSING (quick, cheap gunshot to the head) AND BRING IN MASS BURIALS (push them in the pit with the others, save fancy internment costs)
NOTE: There may be other disposal methods... see my page
"eat people"
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