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| Jokes, Jokes, and more Jokes! Shhhhhh... Don't tell the other guys I've done this! For those of you who know me, you know I love bad jokes. If you don't know me, there is something you should know about me, I LOVE BAD JOKES! Anyway, on with the festivities! Joke 1: A man decides to give his son a bass for his birthday, along with a coupon for 4 free bass lessons. After the 1st lesson the father asks the son, "What did you learn at your lesson today?" The son responded, "I learned the first 4 notes on the E string." When the son returned home from the second lesson, the father again asked, "What did you learn today son?" The son replied, "I learned the first 4 notes on the A string." After the 3rd lesson, the son returned home much later than expected, smelling of cigaretts and beer. Perplexed and a little angry, the father asks, "What happened at your lesson today son?" The son replies, "Sorry dad, I couldn't make it to my lesson tonight dad, I had a gig." Joke 2: How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they have a machine that can do that now! Joke 3: How many singers does it take to change a light bulb? one, he just holds it in place and the whole world revolves around him. Joke 4: Did you hear about the Bass Player that locked his keys in his car? Took an hour to get the drummer out! Joke 5: What is one of the similarities between a drummer and a philosopher? They both view time as an abstract concept. Joke 6: What do you call a guitar player that only knows 2 chords? A music Critic. Joke 7: How can you tell when there's a singer at your Door? They can't find the Key and they never know when to come in. Joke 8: A tour manager came to the green room before his band was to go on stage and found the Bass player and Guitar player in a fist fight. After separating the two, he asked, "What's goin' on? What's this fight all about?" The Bass player responded, "This jerk detuned one of the strings on my bass!". "So, what the big deal about that?" the manager asked. The Bass player screamed, "He wont tell me wich one!!!!!" If you know any good (or bad) jokes, please send them too me! who knows you just might make it on my world famous JOKES page!!!! email me @ [email protected] |
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| Some Joke Submissions: From Jagger: What do you call a clairvoyant midget that just escaped from prison? A small medium at large! What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of penut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth! A Skeleton walks into a bar, orders a beer and a mop. From Lisa: A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "REALLY, you have a drink named Irving?" From George: What do you if you get swallowed by an elephant? Run Around in his stomach untill you get all pooped out. |