| Lauren: *giggles* "Hee hee, one of my favorite quotes is when I'm looking at the camera, and I say how nice it would be to snapture words on it..." Steen: "Snapture?" Kristin: "Snapture?!?" Lauren: "Shut up!!!" (to view the quote Lauren is talking about, go to and scroll to about the center of the page) Lauren: "...You're not SHORT!!! You're just tiny..." Kristin: "Yeah, come on, you can't be shorter than me" Steen: "Come on, you're not under 5'3"..." Kristin: "Oh. Nevermind..." Rich: "You should IM Gennady...oh wait, he has a girlfriend" Christine: "Shut up. I hate you" Robyn: *upon discussing upcoming trip to Ft. Lauderdale* "Yeah, Matt wants me to bring him back some sand" Christine: "Bring me back a hot guy!" "english papers are gay they're really really gay they're so gay they fuck other english papers in the ass that's how gay they are" -Jeff's away message Kelly: *over PA* "Cold shopback on 2" Sheri: "You should sing that" Kelly: *not over PA* "La la la, cold shopback on two!" "AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It's the scary bunny again!!!" -Christine, to AJ (to see last year's quote, go to ) Sandy: "I need someone to close down and go in for John" *John is in Express* JoAnn and Christine: *innocent looks, suddenly become busy* Christine: "Look at my hoodie! Something got on it - I gotta wash it again" Rich: "What have you been doing with boys?" Christine: "That's disgusting, man" Rich: "Well, that's what it looks like!!!!!" "I'm tattooed and pierced - I'm everything you want to be!!!!" -Adam "NO! I give up on cars - I want a magic carpet so I can fly everywhere!!!" -Erin G "AH!! I hate that book!" -Shawna Kimmer: "You got a speeding ticket on 4-95?!?" Crispy: "Yup" Kimmer: "I'm so proud of you!!!!!!" Mark: "Don't mess with a man and his cucumber!!!!!!!!!!" *hysterical laughter at table* Mark: "That sounded wrong, didn't it?" Mark: "My girlfriend just called me a pussy!!" Joe: "That's cuz you are" Mark: "Well, you're a wussy!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Kimmer, when various people were honking her car's horn in Applebee's parking lot Adam: "No, no I'm shy..." *Adam is interrupted by laughter* Adam: "I'm shy around girls I like!!!!!!!!" *on guys* "Yeah, I tried giving them up for Lent, but it didn't work!!!!" -Maly "How can you stand living so far away from campus?...Wait, that sounds really dumb coming from me..." -Christine, to Blayze, commenting on the fact that he lives in the Towers *in Trabant center* "I would cross but y'know..." *swarm of people walk by* -Bill, to Christine and Blayze "May I please ask you why you decided to park on the sidewalk?" -Newark police officer to Christine when her front tire blew causing her to spin out of control (hey..it was a BAD day, k?...) Christine: *on phone* "Hey! What's up?" Blayze: "Um...I'm breaking into my friend's car right now. Can I call you right back?" Kimmer: "I'm slow, you have to spell things out for me" Crispy: "K-I-M-M-E-R..." Kimmer: *blank look* "Oh, ok!" *look of realization* Jeri: "You guys have to remind me to get sunglasses this weekend!" Joe: "What kind?" Kimmer: "Glasses that block the sun" "NO! That's pretty much just handing you the whip right there!" -Blayze "Oh wow, you saved nothing today" -Dale, to Christine (I know that I put, like, every single one that he says, but it's just so damn AMUSING, lol) "HOS!!!!!!!!" -Diane, upon seeing girls wearing, well, "shirts" on Main Street on a chilly March night "No, no, guys, look...isn't there something in here?" *shoves glass over to Jeri, then Crispy* -Diane, upon seeing a black something floating in her Sprite "Uh guys?"...I don't see it in here anymore...I must have drank it..." -Diane "yes, i'm the man, woo hoo" -Dale (side note: hee HEE!!!!!!!!!! :) ) |