| "YOU JUST THREW GOD!!!!!" -Nicole "This is a girl.." -Emily "OW! You just ripped off a patch of my leg hair!" -Jeff *in pain on the floor* "You just gave it wiplash" -Jeremy "Well, you see, I have two...meatballs if you will..and you hit me right between them" -Jeremy *before singing to Danielle* Christine: "I'm gonna get a picture of Danielle blowing!" Nicole: "SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!!!" "See? My underwear says 'Rise & Shine'. " -Katie V "OUCH! I'm WOUNDED!!!!!!!!!" -Jeri *Katie V goes to door* "I'm warm, I'm going outside to cool off" Christine: "Ok, just don't pull a Blink-182 thing" guys at party: "Blink-182 thing?!?" *all run to door* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Jeri's webpage: "There needs to be a mullet sticker there" -Kimmer "Merry Christmas!" -Jeremy, not using the generic "surprise" at Danielle's surprise party "This looks like a bad porno movie" -Jeff, commenting on the smackdown-esqe inter-gender wrestling going on at party "My grandfather really is a Polish-born Jew" -Nicole --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Man, I don't wanna go swimming in that..." -Diane, talking about the XXL sweater she got from the Dean's office "Give me tape! Does anyone have tape? How about a stapler?" -Nicole, talking about fixing the hole in her tights "Man, I wish I was ambidextrous" -Jessica Klenk, after the 2 hour History exam "Feel my lotion...ooh it's cold" -Katie V *with pen in mouth* "I'm chewing on my pen!" -Katie V "Guess who's playing February 10th...MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Lauren "I have a sparkly penis" -Kristin Lauren: *gazes at camera* "If only I could capture words on this..." Christine: "It's called a video camera" *sticks butt out* "CRACK ME BABY!!!!" -Maly, in the middle of the mall "And you saved...NOTHING! Have a nice day!" -Dale "Yeah, ya gotta watch out for the flying pizza boxes" *glares at AJ* -Matt "The fleece pants are a lesser diety" -Nicole "I mean, if you're gonna be an atheist, then fine, but Jesus Christ, don't make a religion out of it" -Lauren "I have 2 balls...one is heavier than the other" -Mr. Miller *how Acme employees treat each other* "Do you have an Acme card? No of course not. And you saved a grand total of NOTHING!!!!!" -Dale, to Christine "Christine, what's your name?" -Katie V *while flipping through Physics book* "Look..toy, Darby, Spanky..." *gasp* -Lauren Cain Lauren: "Is that the road?" *drives by it* Crispy: "Yup" Lauren and Crispy: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Lauren: "So who's playing in the Super Bowl?" Crispy: "Baltimore and the Super Bowl Giants" "She did her brother?!?" -Teresa Scargill, in Physics "Well, since I don't understand it I guess I'll have to go home and learn myself" -Lauren Cain Des: "We're just having a friendly fight" Christine: "Yeah, no blood's being shed" Lauren Cain: *holds up pencil* "This has to be sharpened!!!!!!!!!!!" "There's actually a guy named Calculus?" -Lauren Cain "Wow, that's a pretty big sign" -Christine Crispy: "it's official, god hates me, he's back online" Lauren: "god is?!" -hey, it was funny at the time, and it cheered me up.. "You're trying to cook me...I'm gonna be a crispy turkey.." -Christine "Now I must take on this challenge..." "I am God.." -Christina Myers, during a Pre-Calc quiz "K is an exponential function of AH-HA!" -Ms. Evancho "One for the price of 2" -Lauren, talking about the candy |