| "I'd kill you if you smoked...cigarettes stunt your growth, y'know" *snickers* -Ryan, to Christine "Y'know when Jodi gets mad her face gets all red?...Well, with me her face gets all red & this one vein on her head starts doing the cha-cha" -AJ "Sheep...no. Sheep..no. Sheep...no. FISH!!! YES!!! -Kristin Lauren: "Sheep?" Crispy: "No" Lauren: "Sheep?" Crispy: "No" Lauren: "You have sheep next to his name" Crispy: "He's holding a sheep" Lauren: "OH!...I thought you were saying he was a sheep..." *more on Padua's lack of heat* "I'm sorry, I moved cuz I was cold from the air conditioning..." -Kimmer, in Philosophy, in FEBRUARY "Yeah, so Ben's like, 'I'm gonna get you something for Valentine's Day, but you won't get it til 2 weeks later.' And I'm like, 'YOU'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE 75% OFF SALE!!!!!!!'" -Kristin (but she's not bitter...) "See, I wouldn't want a guy to get me flowers on Valentine's Day because then its like he has to. I would just want him to get me flowers on any day, like July 3rd...hey, that's Kristin's birthday! It's KRISTIN'S birthday, so get ERIN flowers!..." -Erin ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Kimmer's Webpage: (DEFINATELY worth remembering..) 5 Things People Say That They Can't Take Back - by Kim and Nicole 1) "We need to take a break" 2) "I'm not sure I love you anymore" 3) "I love you, but I'm not in love with you" 4) "We need to talk" 5) "We broke up, but we'll probably get back together" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *grits teeth* "Ok guys...LET'S go to the park!!!" -Christine Lauren: "We ate out" Lauren's mom: "Lemme guess...more chicken" Lauren: "Let's go to the park!" Christine: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" *half the store turns around* "Yeah, they wear pink and seem sweet & innocent, but then they get their fangs out..." -Lauren Lauren: *giggles* "They were fixing the lights on the Super G near my house, and it said 'Sup G'" *Christine giggles* Erik: "What? I don't get it.." Lauren: "It said 'Sup G'...y'know, as in 'Sup, G?!?' " Erik: "OH! 'Sup, G?!?' I get it!!" Lauren: "The 2000's a pretty car...can I have it?!?" Christine: "Yeah, Kristin can have the '86 and you can have the 2000!!" *sarcasm* Erik: "What can I have?" Christine: "Do you want the truck?" "I smell like banana splits lol...I guess I'd smell tasty to a hot horny guy..." -Diane "Are you trying to blow the whistle?" -Lauren "Someday, Christine, when you walk in on a midget meeting, you will feel special" -Lauren "You couldn't even beat him with a regular thumb" -John (Lauren's cousin) Robyn: "How are carts?" Dale: "They suck, it's freezing out there" "I saw the light & I saw Jesus...But then again...I was smoking CRACK!!!" -Steen *giggles, twitches in little ball on bed* "I'm ok...really..." -Steen "I am Mr. Perdue now...I am THE chicken!" -Lauren "What did you guys do...uh, you and the chicken..." -Steen Steen: "No room at the inn cuz Crispy's..." Erik: "Cooked." "Stop hitting yourself" -Erik (Captain Queer) "It's a crispy chicken dance" -Erik "Yeah, I told the car..." -Christine "Someday, when Erik walks in on a midget meeting...he will hit his head on the door" -Christine --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Service hours...or not... Nicole: "Apparently I babysat for 10 hours" Christine: "Did you?" Nicole: "Nope..." Diane: "I'm not turning in my hours til the 28th" Nicole: "Why?" Diane: "Cuz that's when I'm supposed to be done" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Christine: "I just spilled milk all over me" Kristin: "Now you're a sour girl!" "I can't imagine anyone calling him Bob...I can't imagine him masturbating either..." -Kristin |
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