| Lauren Cain: *holds up pink pen, pretending it's Mr. Miller* "I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!" *Manelski comes around the corner* *Crispy and Des laugh hysterically* Lauren Cain: "Oh well, at least my shirt was tucked in" "Paper, plastic, or your phone number" -Phil "Neurotic, psychotic...and FUUUUUUUUN to eat!" -Christine *Lauren busts out random quote from quotebook* Christine: "Jeez, Lauren, if there was a game show that was to pick a quote to fit this situation, you'd win!!!!!" Christine: *walks up to customer service on behalf of a customer* "Can I have 2 packs of Marlboro Lights, please?" John: "No, cuz then you won't grow anymore" "There is a wallop" -Mr. Potter *matter of fact voice* "That's cause you're a spawn of satan...it happens sometimes..." -Kristin, to Christine "Nothing like facism at 8 o'clock in the morning..." -Kristin "NO!! You can't have a quote before me!! It's CHRISTINE'S *waves hands* & Lauren's quotebook!" -Steen "AAAHHHH! I missed!" -Kristin *strikes a pose* "Somebody paint me" -Steen "Wow, it's only 9:00 and I'm hungry already. It's like *points to stomach* feed me" -Steph DelValle "You can be a whore without being a boyfriend" -Kimmer "Oh my God...the BREEZE!!!!" -Kristin "Ignore the little gold head to the right..." "It's the chapter head" -Mr. Potter "They need to foreshorten him" -Kristin "This is a really puffy book" -Kristin Lauren: "They're pulling the nails out...they're using a chicken grabber, y'know, like what you barbeque with..." Kristin: "Tongs?..." "I snort, I honk, and I giggle" -Kristin Nicole: "Dude, what are they doing?" Christine: "They're getting the ashes...cuz it's Ash Wednesday" *to the tune of Aqua's "Barbie Girl"* Lauren: "Wearing nothing-" Christine: "It's disgusting..." "Oops..." -Christine, as her tray falls into the trash can at Burger King "Yeah, it was bad, all of a sudden Christine was up here..." *raises hand* -Lauren "Always here to hand a helping..." -Kristin "I am Jesus hear me roar" -Kristin "It's like...me Claudius and me Claudius..." -Lauren Cain, on the royal "we" "How do you keep a g hard?" -Senora Mark *in Acme, if someone asks a cashier, "Did you see Bob?" they are asking if you saw what was on the bottom of the cart (Bottom Of Basket...)* Jackie: "Did you see Bob?" Jonathan: "Who?..." "doo doo doo doo DOO...dirty underwear!" -Kristin "You could never use that word - you'd get shot, of course" -Mrs. Markham Jess Colon: "Padua is closing early" Christine: "Yeah, hell is freezing over" Jess: "EXACTLY!" *points out window* "Shut up I'm trying to learn - TRYING is the key word" -Des, in Pre-Calc "I guess you forgot to take your happy person pill today...I guess you took your angry wench pill" -Erin, to Des "The papes - no wait, the popes..." -Mr. Potter "I'm all about the stupid monkey - the monkey's my FRIEND!!" -Nicole "but i'm pale white...lack of sun, too much computer" -Erik "Now you take your hard rubber rod.." -Mr. Miller "Stainless steel virgin" -Mr. Potter Kristin: "Christine, you get cuter every day" Lauren: *cowers in corner* "Oh God...here it comes" Katie V (to Christine): "You are GOD!!" Steen: *throws hands up in air* "Praise me!" "...So my reply to her was, one, 'I have your IP number & can do severe damage to your computer' and two, 'you spelled anorexic wrong' hee hee..." -Kimmer |