| Steen: "Lauren?" Lauren: "hmmm?.." Steen: "Acme's brainwashing me..." Lauren: "Why?" Steen: "I was gonna ask you something, but that flew outta my head, but what came in was 'Did you find everything you needed?'..." "But Christine, you have to go to prom. It's about celebrating friendship & getting out of here, or hell. And since you have been a part of my hell for a few years, I want you to celebrate with me" -Erin Diane: "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP" Christine: "Diane has spoken!" "SHOOT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Kristin Danielle: "I'm gonna blow his brains out" Christine: "In what sense?" Everyone at table: "OHHHHHH!!!!!" *customer puts hot dog rolls on grocery belt* "I forgot the buns!" *matter of fact voice* "And you saved nothing" *smile* -Dale "I will lubricate that man's gears" -Kristin Christine: "Dude, that bunny's scary-looking, it looks like it'll come alive" AJ: "If that bunny starts walking around the store I'm outta here!" Dale: "All right, my own personal bagger" Christine: "I'm not your personal anything" "Hmm, I think I will continue cleaning my belt" -Christine, when a customer came up to Dale's register after he had been mean Later... "Bag for you...I think not!" *grin* -Dale "Man, I need the white girl from Hockessin scholarship" -Nicole, commenting on all the scholarships based on race for college "Rich has a niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice ass" -Amy "Customer service on 2...uh, 6..." -Jonathan "W-H-O-R-E, what does that spell? Christine!" -Diane "ALREADY SAW IT!" -Steen, when mom put on an Andy Griffith rerun "It's against my religion to pray" -Kristin "It's like, 'Yay I killed Claudius! Oh that was Polonius. Oops!'" *shrug* -Ms. Ruffner Steen: "I can't believe Rich is still at Acme..." Lauren: "What?" Steen: "I can't believe Rich is still at Acme..." Lauren: "What?" Steen: "I can't believe Rich is still at Acme..." Lauren: "What?" Steen: *annoyed* "I can't believe Rich is still at Acme..." Lauren: "Oh!" *giggles* "Dude, I have to like change my zipcode to write on this thing..." -Lauren "Hey Red!" -Brother Mike, to Kristin Lauren: "Oh God!" Kristin: "Yes?" "We need a modern version, like Saint Thomas of the cell phone or something..." -Mr. Potter "I think...nevermind" -Christine "Y'know how everyone's so diet conscience these days? Well I came up with an idea for low-fat communion wafers...I call it 'I Can't Believe It's Not Our Savior'..." -some dude on the tv show "Yes, Dear" "Hey...come back..." -Lauren, to a car full of guys with a Sallies sticker on it "Well slap my hairy muffins..." -Lauren "Oh no, this place isn't a market, it's either one of two things...a daycare or an insane asylum, and either way, I'm the head fuckin' nut" -AJ Lauren Cain: "Look, it's una house-a de Barbie!" Steen: "casa..." Lauren Cain: "Yeah...casa..." "...So some of you might have to go out & buy a new outfit" -Sr. Ann Michele, on appropriate attire for the Sallies dance "And you don't have to pretend you're having sex when you're dancing" -Sr. Ann Michele "Padua Academy...where young girls with dreams turn into women at community college" -Nicole "In the name of the Father, Son, Holy Spirit...I should go to the bar tonight..." -Sr. Roseanne *TP strike at Padua* "Fine then, I'm gonna drag my ass down the hallway! Let's see them clean THAT up!" -Lauren "Quote book, quote book, QUOTE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!" -Lauren Cain, after Lauren said the ass thing Crispy: "Will you please knock some sense into me? I still have it bad for Dale..." Erik: "Dale = bad" |