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| Lauren: *holds candle out to Crispy* "What does that smell like?" Steen: "Green grass" Lauren: *gasp* "How did you know that?!?" Steen: "I read the label..." Later.... Lauren: "Yeah, I was so surprised, I was like, 'Christine is magical!'" Christine: "Yeah, I hate those fake pleather plants" Lauren: "Pleather plants?" Steen: "Yeah, pleather plants...hee hee, I said pleather plants" Lauren: "Yeah, twice" Steen: "Oops" "Yeah, we've tried many different positions" -Kimmer, explaining the many different ways we tried to fit Snoopy's doghouse together *while reading Physics paper* "Also include a switch... A SWITCH?!?" -Lauren Cain Steen: "I have milk chocolate eggs!" Lauren: "Do you?" Lauren Cain: "OH MY GOD!!!" Christine: "She's praying..." Mr. Miller: "Yes?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Jeri's Webpage: " 'All men are bastards! I never thought I'd be the kind of woman to say this, but it's true. All men are bastards!' -Kate in the film 'French Kiss'. *Since I am boyfriendless at the moment I am in a guy hating phase. If and when I ever get another boyfriend I'll put up a quote about how great guys are*" "'Ugh, you're French aren't you?' -Kate in the film 'French Kiss' *as a British person I am required to dislkie the French. If you're French and I've offended you I don't care because French people suck*" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Me freaks?!?" -Lauren "Scrubin" -Lauren "Now this is P.A. - Post Apple - here we have the two idiots..." -Mr. Potter "It's like, 'Hi, I'm running for spy of the year' " -Mrs. Markham "Now I live in a world where bells ring & you can't even go to the bathroom" -Mrs. Markham, talking about Padua Lauren Cain: "I fuck with Christine every day..." Christine: "Uh...excuse me?" "I have the girl scout fucking song in my head" -Lauren "BUTTERCHURN NOW!!!!!!" -Kristin "My penis...wait...I meant to say 'my boobs'..." -Lauren "OH! So that's why they call it Foulk and Naaman's Acme..." -Lauren "I'm hungover, I'm hungover baby.." -Steen, to the tune "Come on over" "I WANNA LIVE IN A BROTHEL!!!!!" -Nicole "So the two of you are going to breathe...uh...breed?..." -Katie V, to Kimmer and Nicole "Look at these eyes! I need a cucumber!!!" -Christine, talking about the dark circles under her eyes Diane: "I'm a big girl, mommy, I don't have to hide my pads" Christine: "Mommy, wow! I can wear pads now!" Erin: *pause* "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear either of you... *Christine eats Crispy M&Ms* Katie V: *gasp* "You're eating your own kind!!!" Christine: "I'm suicidal!!!" *dumps handful in mouth* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Erin's Webpage: "Sniff the goddam sharpie! It's good for you!" -Christine "Get those monkeys off!" -Ms. Evancho "Ashley, would you like to taste my rainbow?" -Christina --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Yeah, Jackie D comes up to me & says, 'You having a party at register 6?' and I was gonna say 'Yeah and you're not invited' but I didn't" -Phil Phil: "...I'll give you my firstborn child then" Levonia: "Your firstborn ain't worth 60 cents" Phil: "Ok, how about my first 2?" *after spilling Coke on paper* "Man, this won't help me...'There's Malaysia, there's China, & there's a big spot of coke'!" -Kristin *while bra shopping* Kristin: "Yup, the little ladies need a new home" Christine: "Little ladies?!? What, are mine the tiny toddlers then?" Lauren: "There's no room here cuz Crispy's..." Christine: "Dead." Lauren: "NO!!! COOKED!!!!!!!!!!!!" Christine: "You read that thing way too much!" *laughys hysterically, twitches in ball on bed* "I meant...to hit...your ass...I don't know how I missed..." *explodes in laughter* -Lauren "Oh my GOD!! Look at how many trees are sitting there!" -Lauren |
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