| "And now I'd like to sing a love song...fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" -Erik's dad, on punk Dale: "I don't think she heard me" Robyn: "So call her again" Dale: "C-S-R-2" Dale: "CSR 3" *less than 5 minutes later* Christine: "Key on 1" Ryan: "Jeez, what did you do? Why doesn't Jackie just stay down here..." *10 minutes later* Ryan: "CSR 2" *looks at Christine, who's grinning evilly* "Shut up" Christine: "Hi, how are you?" Customer: "I killed the easter bunny last night" Christine: "K..." "Well, Christine, you saved nothing today...sorry about that..." -Liz Lauren: "This is really ugly" Christine: "Yup" Lauren: "I'll name it.." Lauren and Crispy: "Steen!!!" Steen: "I have a wedgie.." Lauren: *whines for 5 minutes* "I'm gonna walk off the train and accidently say 'I have a wedgie' and then he'll never talk to me again..I'll never get to marry him or do him..." "No, Nicole, this is a nice restaurant, no!" -Nicole Coyle "I have to show you my toes, cuz they're the color of my prom dress" -Nicole Coyle --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Jeri's Webpage: "I took the box out of the box and put it on top of the other box on the thing. Was that ok?" -Jeri, "making perfect sense" Jeri: "Don't mess with British people, we'll kick your ass!" Amanda: "British people can't kick anybody's ass" Jeri: "Oh yeah, well...we'll give you mad cow disease" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Andy: *waves money* "I need a pickup" Robyn: *bitchy tone* "What?" Customer: "Oh my.." "In order not to go insane doing this job, you must get spiritual, get in touch with your inner karma, like Roger here" -AJ "This place is a freezing cold refrigerator, it's a fucking hell.." -AJ, after Christin insulted him Steve: "Register 10 is open with no waiting" *customer with basket comes through Andy's line* *customer with cart full of groceries comes through Steve's line* *Christine and Andy laugh hysterically* Ryan: "Do you like Dale's smile?" Christine: "Do you?" *Ryan is not quite sure how to respond to that* "Was it not big enough, is that why you 2 broke up?" -Ryan Jackie to Christine: "Did you see BOB?" Rob: "What?" "So this U of D thing, where is it?" -Evan "So it moved over pi/6, but you write -pi/6 because it's GAY" -Erin "He was a closet physicist" -Mr. Miller Lauren Cain: "What page are we on?" Christine: "Page 320" Lauren Cain: "One" Christine: "320" Lauren Cain: "One" Christine: "320" Lauren Cain: "One" Christine: "320!!!" Lauren Cain: *looks at board, then page in book* "Oh..." Christine: "It's a sine!" Lauren Cain: *looks up* "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Ms. Ruffner: "Ok, are you ladies done?" Lauren Cain: "NO!!!!" "SO PICK YOUR WEDGIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -some Padua girl in line at the ice cream truck Kristin: "Yeah, he was wearing leopard..." Christine: "That's zebra" Kristin: *examines picture again* "It is...oops" "Dude, did I just hear an elephant?" -Rob "Nothing like a good, dry hump in the morning..." -Kristin "Mmm..COCK!" -Kristin "Is your teeth hurt?" -Lauren "I need to get my ass some new underwear...THEY GET HOLES TOO!!!!!!" -Kristin |