| Lauren: "This quote has to make it into the quotebook!" Christine: "It's not like I audition them!" "Jesus porn!" -Kristin "The ASS!!!!!!!" -Mr. Potter "No, you don't understand, I want you to go to the bathroom.." -Sr. Roseanne "I'm surrounded by boobs!" -Steen "Oh yeah, you just reminded me, next time I see Pat I have to be like, 'Whoa, Pat, look at those bulging muffles - muscles!'" -Kim "Every day today..." -Kristin "I'm Jesus Christ, how ya doin'?" -Kristin "Kill the lake, die!" -Stef G "It's SUPERFRESH!!!" -Erik "Ah 1972...the year I was not born" -Ryan AJ: "Come here, let me throw this at you.." *holds up gallon of milk* Christine: "No thanks, I'm lactose intolerant" Ryan: "Aw man, your parents hate me.." Matt: "What? My parents hate you?" Ryan: "Except for your mom" Matt: "Shut up, man!" John: "I need a pick-up, Christine" Roger: "Oh, she'd be easy to pick up" John: "Oh yeah, she's so light" Roger: "We could play catch with her and throw her across the store" Roger: "Let me assist you, you look like you need some assistance" Christine: "Are you saying I need help?" "Yup, that guy IS bouncing his ball" -Christine Ryan: "Aw come on, I'm sure Christine could punch harder than you" Christine: "Hey now..." Ann: *over loudspeaker, after already telling her once* "Levonia to Register 4 please* Levonia: *in register, over loudspeaker* "I know, you told me" Matt: "Jodi, I got a little 8 dollar bill from Silverside Medical Center" Jodi: "Well, you just bring that little 8 dollar bill in and we'll take care of it" "I'm gonna live forever...so far, so good!" -Jeri "Silly Mickey, dicks are for chicks" -Mickey Christine: "Hey dairy boy, where's my hairspray?" AJ: "Hey psycho-pathic girl, hold on a second" Dale: "Oh darn, you saved a grand total of nothing today" Christine: "Shut up" "Can I get a cursor.." -Lauren, to the tune of "Can I get a..." Lauren: "I have no idea how THAT got there" *points to car* Christine: "What did that bird eat?" Lauren: "I dunno, but I hope it's ok now!" "Guys...are you listening to me...? It feels like I'm wearing natural underwear" -Diane "COOL!!!!!!!!!" -Christine, in the middle of church *upon informing our parents that we were going to church* Christine's dad: "WHAT?!?" Diane's mom: "You're going WHERE?!?" "I'm an atheist, I'm an atheist, I'm an atheist.." -Diane, repeatidly throughout church Christine: "What's that?" Diane: "Do I look Catholic?" "Let me tell you something about hairy asses..." -Lauren *waves Slinkey* "Look, it's bouncing...it's my happy fun friend" -Evan "Can you bang that to shut it up?" -Des, in Pre-Calc, talking about the heater "I don't want a layman.." -Erin Ms. Evancho: "You need a pair..." Des: "As in fruit?" Diane: "Is it hot out?" Janet: "Yes" Diane: "Ok, my top's going down" (talking about her car) "I have no skills...the pickleball gods aren't with me today" -Amanda |