Lauren: "This quote has to make it into the quotebook!"
Christine: "It's not like I audition them!"

"Jesus porn!" -Kristin

"The ASS!!!!!!!" -Mr. Potter

"No, you don't understand, I
want you to go to the bathroom.." -Sr. Roseanne

"I'm surrounded by boobs!" -Steen

"Oh yeah, you just reminded me, next time I see Pat I have to be like, 'Whoa, Pat, look at those bulging muffles - muscles!'" -Kim

"Every day today..." -Kristin

"I'm Jesus Christ, how ya doin'?" -Kristin

"Kill the lake, die!" -Stef G

"It's SUPERFRESH!!!" -Erik

"Ah 1972...the year I was not born" -Ryan

AJ: "Come here, let me throw this at you.." *holds up gallon of milk*
Christine: "No thanks, I'm lactose intolerant"

Ryan: "Aw man, your parents hate me.."
Matt: "What? My parents hate you?"
Ryan: "Except for your mom"
Matt: "Shut up, man!"

John: "I need a pick-up, Christine"
Roger: "Oh, she'd be easy to pick up"
John: "Oh yeah, she's so light"
Roger: "We could play catch with her and throw her across the store"

Roger: "Let me assist you, you look like you need some assistance"
Christine: "Are you saying I need help?"

"Yup, that guy IS bouncing his ball" -Christine

Ryan: "Aw come on, I'm sure Christine could punch harder than you"
Christine: "Hey now..."

Ann: *over loudspeaker, after already telling her once* "Levonia to Register 4 please*
Levonia: *in register, over loudspeaker* "I know, you told me"

Matt: "Jodi, I got a little 8 dollar bill from Silverside Medical Center"
Jodi: "Well, you just bring that little 8 dollar bill in and we'll take care of it"

"I'm gonna live forever...so far, so good!" -Jeri

"Silly Mickey, dicks are for chicks" -Mickey

Christine: "Hey dairy boy, where's my hairspray?"
AJ: "Hey psycho-pathic girl, hold on a second"

Dale: "Oh darn, you saved a grand total of nothing today"
Christine: "Shut up"

"Can I get a cursor.." -Lauren, to the tune of "Can I get a..."

Lauren: "I have no idea how THAT got there" *points to car*
Christine: "What did that bird eat?"
Lauren: "I dunno, but I hope it's ok now!"

"Guys...are you listening to me...? It feels like I'm wearing natural underwear" -Diane

"COOL!!!!!!!!!" -Christine, in the middle of church

*upon informing our parents that we were going to church*
Christine's dad: "
WHAT?!?"
Diane's mom: "You're going WHERE?!?"

"I'm an atheist, I'm an atheist, I'm an atheist.." -Diane, repeatidly throughout church

Christine: "What's that?"
Diane: "Do I
look Catholic?"

"Let me tell you something about hairy asses..." -Lauren

*waves Slinkey* "Look, it's bouncing...it's my happy fun friend" -Evan

"Can you bang that to shut it up?" -Des, in Pre-Calc, talking about the heater

"I don't want a layman.." -Erin

Ms. Evancho: "You need a pair..."
Des: "As in fruit?"

Diane: "Is it hot out?"
Janet: "Yes"
Diane: "Ok, my top's going down" (talking about her car)

"I have no skills...the pickleball gods aren't with me today" -Amanda
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