| Cameron: "Are you a 76ers fan sir?" (Cameron is not) Customer: "Yes" Cameron: "May I ask you a question then...what happened last night?!?" "Our pretzels aren't ordinary, they're happy" -Kim Lex, at work (Auntie Anne's) "I don't participate in social games!" -Nicole, while playing a review game in History Steen: "I don't have to take the history exam!" Nicole: "That's cuz you paid your way outta it!" "I'm probably gonna go home, get changed, do a couple shots.." *Diane sneezes in Kristin's direction* "wipe that off..." -Kristin "Are you going to the" *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* -Diane Mr. Prince: *before Religion exam* "Now we must take this exam seriously.." *Stef G laughs* "And to your left.." *points to right* -Diane *while walking down asile during Ascension Thursday mass* Stef G: "Acme sucks" Christine: "Genaurdi's sucks" Stef: "Whatever..." Christine: "Acme boys are cuter" Stef: "You're WRONG there!" *Diane and Christine see Katie V, Kimmer & Danielle outside school while driving Diane's Mustang* Diane and Christine: "Hey guys!!" Katie V: "GAY!!!" Christine: "No!!" Diane: "You shoulda come with us, there was a hot guy working there" Steen: "Field trip!!!!!!" Amanda: "That guy was so cute that I forgot what I was ordering" Christine: "Yeah, it's like, 'I want a large...YOU!'" Diane: "..and then there were hands coming at me from all directions..." *Kristin grins evily then mounts Diane* "Oh God, what's that smell...ohmyGod, it's their food" -Lauren "Can I have a bagger on 3...PLEEEEAASE?..." -Ryan Levonia: "You working tomorrow?" Rich: "Kind of.." Christine: "He's gonna get 'sick' " "Were you guys Chip and Dale?" -Ryan (who else...) "What, is his name Daffy or something?" -Ryan, after Christine informs him that Dale has a brother & sister "there was a chicken suit?" -email from Dale to Christine after Christine emails him saying that Acme was almost robbed and Matt witnessed it wearing a chicken suit Lauren: "Are you home?...Wait.." Steen: "No, I just answered my own phone..." "Oh my god! You're name's not Smeen! I'm sorry, Smeen!" -Kristin Waitress to Kristin: "Cheese ravioli" Waitress to Lauren: "Chicken Alfredo" Waitress to Christine: "Very hot plate..." "NO! No diddling.." -sign above thermostat in Granite Run Mall card shop "I just noticed that Ernie n Bert are taking a bath together & that there is a rubber duckie strategically placed on Bert" -Kristin Lauren: "Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Bob.." Steen: "Bob?!?" Lauren: "Yeah....you know how people always say 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph'? Well I added Bob.." Lauren: "Excuse me, can you tell me where the restrooms are?" Employee: "Yeah, keep walking that way" *gasp* "Guys! The restrooms are over there!" *does restroom dance* -Diane "Christine, you wasn't stupid..." -Kristin "With legs wide open.." -Lauren, to the tune of "With Arms Wide Open", upon seeing Diane sitting spread eagle in the backseat *pats thigh* "Bring it on, baby!" -Diane "So you have strep back!!!" -Lauren, to Kristin "I'm stupid, I'm sorry..I go to Garnet Valley" -Pat "I don't know why I'm so hyper...I was fine until I ate those bananas.." -Robyn *skips up and down store* "Remember when you were little and used to skip?" -Robyn Customer: "I put my Mac in for the exact amount" Christine: *tries to keep a straight face* "K.." |