| Christine: Look at all the shit I gotta know" Adam: "That's a lot of crap" *thumbs up sign* Diane: "What do you wanna do?" Crispy: "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" Diane: "Starts with a 'b' and ends with an 'l'" Crispy: "Burger King at the mall?!?" Diane: *laughs* "No! It's a 4 letter word.." Crispy: "Oh. Bowl?" Diane: "Yes!!!" "Getting in the shower, so I'm not a smelly-ass sticky icky skanky motherfucker anymore" -Jeff's away message "Well, for my first time, I was with my guy friends who had A LOT of experience..." -Diane, talking about playing pool "Cake? I had a cake?..." -Diane "What do you care about my hole?" -Christine Lauren: "See this?" *holds up pool stick* "I'll stick it up your hole" Steen: "Oh yeah, well I'll stick this up YOUR hole" Kristin: "Oh yeah, that's mature!" Steen: *turns to Kristin* "Fine! We'll stick this up your hole!" Lauren: "Yeah!" "i'd rather suck and sleep in then wake up and be dead" -Dale Christine: "wanna know something halfway interesting but not really?" Dale: "ok" Christine: "ha ha" Dale: "yeah, that was real interesting" "lol" Erin: "as if my night couldn't get anymore boring, my friggin foot fell asleep" " 'i am bored, Erin, you need to walk on me, i'ma sleep now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz' " Rich: *laughs* "Salad bar, huh? They just need someone to be their little bitch and do all their dirty work" Christine: "Shut up, produce boy" "Don't, like, cut your fingers off or anything...but if you do, I'll take you to the hospital" -Rich Rich: *laughs* "Salad bar..." Christine: "Salad bar BITCH. Get it right" *over PA* "Levonia, can you call 345?" *a few seconds later* "Nevermind..." -Robyn "You know why they put you in salad bar? So you can stalk Rich. Cuz he likes it" -Brian Chrissy: "So where'd you go for vacation?" Brian: "What do you care? I just went." Chrissy: "Well, I'm on vacation soon too." Brian: "Yeah...a permanent mental one!!" Blayze: "I am going to need to use you, ok?" Christine: "Ok!...wait...for what?" "Ha ha ha I will have my way with you!" -Blayze "I'll have to impregnate a cow" -Blayze Christine: "I got here later and I got one of the last spaces at the fieldhouse" Adam: "Did you car even fit?" "Oh, look, it's the Queen of Mean" -Brian, in reference to Christine "Oooh, look! Rich is here!! Ya can stalk him now, Christine!!" -Brian Christine: "You look really happy" Robyn: "I am. I've been smiling for the past 2 days. Last night my cheeks actually hurt - I'm not used to this happy thing..." "Will you move it?! I'm TRYING to work, here!!!!" -Brian Dave: "It's .07% done" Blayze: "Is that possible?!" Christine: "So how many nights have you been drunk this week?" Dave: "Every night except Monday and Tuesday...no - just Monday. But it's the week before spring break, I'm usually not like this..." *walks by salad bar* "All RIGHT!!! Good job, Christine! Keep up the good work!!!!!!" -an overenthusiastic Katie "Evan's stripping!" -Christine Christine: "Evan's coming downstairs!" Evan: "Yeah, everyone put your clothes back on" Blayze: "Fine, I'm gonna hang up on you" Christine: "Ok" Blayze: "Ok, I'll hang up on you" Christine: "Fine" Blayze: "I mean it, I'll really, really hang up on you" Christine: "Uh-huh..." Blayze: *pause* "I"ll hang up on you in 2 minutes. Cuz that's when my dad will be back with the food. But I"ll hang up on you!!" |