| Christine: *stops in mid-sentence* "..Great, here comes Brian" Rich: "Yeah..." *says loudly* "HEY! I TOLD YOU TO QUIT STALKING ME!!!!" *over PA* "Rob, you are needed at your register because you have a customer. So get there now. Thank you" -Katie "Hey, Amish!" -Brian to AJ, because of AJ's beard on just his chin "YAY!! Christine is actually in a register for once!!" -Katie (she's really starting to scare me..) Jimmy: "Mullet sighting" Mike R: "Really?!? Where?" Jimmy: *looks around, then whispers* "Asile 14" (note from Crispy: this SOOO brings back senior year, lol) "Mullet-man is in register 3" -Jimmy *Ryan walks by Matt's register and switches his light so it's blinking* Dana: "Hey Matt!! What's up? Why is your light blinking?" Matt: *confused* "I don't know" Dana: "You just wanted to draw attention to yourself!" *Ryan and Christine turn away laughing* Christine: "Thatt was a nice little trick you pulled on Matt" Ryan: "He started it. He taped my drawer shut" Matt: "Hey Dana! I don't have a till!" Dana: "What?" Matt: "Someone took my till!!" (note: No, the till wasn't STOLEN. since Acme was open on Easter and we closed "early", the office people wanted to leave early too, so they started pulling tills early so they could count them n stuff) Lauren: "yeah right" "you're probably sitting there snortin up a storm" "I'm very cleanli" -Lauren "He's the Burger King - HA!" -Lauren "Look! Rehoboth only 23 more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!...miles" -Lauren "I am so beautiful" -Mike, out of the blue "I have to piddle!!!" -Mike *to the car in front of us* "Can't they go any faster?! Don't they know I have to piddle?!?" -Mike *gasp* "You're the hot World of Science guy!!!" -Lauren, to Blayze Lauren: *at Acme* "Do you think they would make me a sandwich if I asked them?" Steen: *gasp* "This isn't a Wawa!!!" "Once, man thought the moon was made of cheese. They went up, and found out it wasn't. And haven't been back since. Ah the power of cheese" -Blayze's away message, based on a commercial (and my fave one!) "You might remember me as utensil boy" -Bob Katie: "Oh! I was wondering why Rich was in his car..." Christine: "They're together...hee hee, Rich n Rich!!!!" *Rich gags* Katie: "Hee hee, is Rich your bitch, Rich?" "Don't touch my thing again!" -Rich *burps* "Oh, excuse me, that was a jelly donut burp. Jelly donut burp, jelly donut burp..." -Sharon "Give him some, give him some, ooo-ooo-ooo! Give him some, give him some...." -Rich "WHY do you sound stoned this early on a Friday night?!" -Robyn, talking to someone on her cell phone *upon seeing Christine's blue nail polish* "Why so blue? HA!" -Nick "No, I wouldn't mind going" *BUUUUUUUUUUURP* -Diane "...Yeah, it's probably also because I'm PMS-ing..." -Robyn - but she said it VERY good-naturedly "...No no no, get this - my sister's boyfriend has really bushy eyebrows so we take him to get them waxed - gotta keep him looking nice, y'know. But the weird thing is, he goes and gets them waxed, and then he just sits there stroking them..." -Katie Ron: "Dale needs help!!" Christine: "Ha ha, you need help!" Dale: "I'm not the one who needs help; Ron is!" "Ha ha, they'd lock you up and let the guy on trial go!" -Dale, in response to Christine, after she said that maybe she would throw a temper tantrum so they wouldn't choose her for a jury "Maybe it would be a MOB case!!!" -Dale, always looking out for Christine's well-being, lol Dale: "...So how old is he?" Christine: "19! I'm finally dating someone closer to my age - no diss to you, of course..." "...So my dad got mad at me and said I couldn't borrow their cars for 2 weeks, and I said fine I'd just take the van - HA!!!!" -Dale (you had to be there...) |