| "Well, I'm the only male in my house besides my dad - we don't know what's up with my brother...we don't know what he...she...it is yet...shim! We don't know what shim is yet..." -Dale Christine: "You got a coupon for a 5 piece place setting" Customer: "Ooh! What's that?" Christine: "Dishes" Customer: "Oh" Customer: "What's up with this coupon?" Christine: "Oh, it's just another stupid promotion - UH - promotion that Acme's doing..." "Congratulations! You saved nothing AND you got a coupon for a 5 piece place setting!!!" -Dale (ahh..i luv the "you saved nothing ones...but this one has an added bonus, lol...) "Yeah, and the legal term for that would be - BUSTED!!!" -Prof Blacker Blayze: "I finally got sunglasses. But very expensive ones. Too expensive. Very, VERY expensive..." Christine: *reaches for his face* "Oooh, let me see!" Blayze: *I think he stared straight at me, hard to tell...* "Don't....touch...THE SUNGLASSES!!!" Prof Golinkoff: "Now, imagine that you're a small mammal..." Christine: *to Megan* "I'm a small mammal!" Courtney: "Well, I had a friend who liked Garbage, but he was GAY!" Christine: "Oh, he's not gay, especially with the way he kisses..." Courtney: "EWWWWWWWWW!!! I SOO DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT! EWEWEW!!" "No! Without the y! Without the y!!!" -Blayze Blayze: "So did you go to that 8:00 class?" JQ: "No! You woke me up around 8:05, and I fell back to sleep at 8:05 2 seconds!" *at 11:30 * Blayze: *to Christine* "He just woke up..." *turns to Dave* "Right on time for that 11:00 class, right?" Dave: "You know it" Lauren: "So how are things with you and Da - Blayze?" Christine: "You were gonna say Dale, weren't you?" Lauren: "Yeah...that was WEIRD!!" "So you should just walk into work Friday saying 'Shut up, shut up, shut up' and then walk over to your little salad bar..." -Lauren *in monotone voice* "He cracks himself up" -Christina, talking about our English professor "Sometimes...in this class...I just....I just wanna bang my head against the wall!!!!" -Christine *exasperated* "i AM...a gril!" -Steen (gotta love the online typos...) "Who does he think he's talking to?! I'm gonna F-him up...I'm gonna W-W-F him up!!" -Ron Matt: "...So tell her I said 'Shut up, bitch.' And then she'll do this" *eyes bugged out, mouth open* Later... Christine, to Katie: "So I told Matt how you thought you were doing tags but they threw you on a register. So he told me to tell you, 'Shut up, bitch'." Katie: *eyes bugged out, mouth open -JUST like how Matt did it* Christine: "Hey, did you see where Matt went?" AJ: "Over there somewhere" *points lazily in one direction* Christine: "Gee thanks,real specific, AJ!!!" "Gotta love DENIAL..." -Steen, said *VERY* bitterly "ahh...it's the padua curser!" -Lauren's online typo when she wasn't...um...all there "You have to eat a girelephant - wait...well, that's a combination of a giraffe and an elephant!" -Lauren *upon talking about the shitting process* Lauren: "Wait...isn't the first step 'gather'?" Brian: "Um...I'm pretty sure that's taken care of for you naturally" "Omigod, it's so funny to watch her drive that car - like watching a midget trying to drive an army tank" -Kristin, to Brian, about Christine and the '86 "Wow! Look at how many people are in that car...8!..." *sticks head out window* "WALK! IT WILL BE EASIER!" -Brian *online* Erin: i need some penis Crispy: well, you have a boy Erin: yes, but he is not preset present "he is too hay" "gay" -Erin's typo online "Come on over, come on over Blayze-y!" -Erin, to the tune "Come on Over" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Quotebook According to Erin "Blooooooooooooooooood" *waves hand* -Erin "Do this, it makes bubbles!" *splashes hand, large grin* -Lauren "Look how disgusting this is. It's my skin!!" -Heather "Divi-DENDS!!" -Erin "It's one big happy incestuous relationship" -Erin |