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Ted's Bio
By Devin
This includes Ted's Bio, along with strange experiences I've had with him. Enjoy reading this disturbing information!
1.Hes a boy
2.Hes insane
3.Hes very stupid
4.I'm just kidding
5.Hes actually quite smart
6.He just acts weird sometimes
7.And does weird things
8.And stuff
9.He plays the Cello
10.But I hve never heard him play because he claims hes better that the school orcestra so he quit.
11.Which reminds me of a funny story
12.Zoemma wanted to quit band cuz she hated everyone
13.And Mr. B (the band teacher) wouldn't let her
14.It was so strange
15.I didn't know a teacher could stop you from quitting their class
16.Maybe he just has a big ego...
17.Or hates her
18.I did notice that he favored me...
19.^_^
20.Oh, gosh, I'm screwing up the bio
21.BUT WHO CARES?
Weird Experiences
<>March 25, 2003: Ted is sitting with me (Devin), Lindsey, Audra and Octavio in Social Studies Class. We are doing work and talking to each other and Natalie asked Ted for a marker. Ted Suddenly SCREAMS OUT AND HAS THIS CRAZY/INSANE LOOK ON HIS FACE. The WHOLE class turns around and Ted is sitting there gritting his teeth at the unfortunate person that asked for the marker. It was really funny. The substitute is probably going to never come back because when Ted had his 'incident', he asked Ted if anything was the matter.
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