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Ted's Quotes

Hi, I'm Ted, the dead dude. Isn't that awesome?
Call me Ted, Dead Guy, The Jester, whatever!
(Note: Do not call me whatever or I will skewer you with a large stick)
Enough about me, on to the funny stuff!!

Quote of the Month:

"Everyone dies, but I will take comfort in the fact that you will die sooner."
-Ted a.k.a. Dark Sabre

"Insane people have feelings too!"
-Ted

"You're just jealous because you're not Asian!"
-Ted

"The next time I want your opinion I'll steal it!"
-Ted

"I wish I was an elf because elves have pointy ears."
-Ted

"That was almost faintly amusing!"
-Ted

"DIE, worthless mortal! BURN!! Oh, I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?"
-Ted

"My name is Ted, but you may call me violent child."
-Ted

"In math why do they use apples and oranges? Why not mangoes? Stupid fruitists!"
-Ted

"Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster."
-Unknown

"DON'T frown. You never know who's falling in love with your smile."
-Unknown

"Free time is a myth."
-Unknown

"Long hand, short hand. Hmmm... *compares hand with other* Which one's shorter?"
-Ted

Former Quotes of the Months in Bold

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