C.T.I.
Crazy Things Incorporated
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Fairly Useless FAQ
If you don't know what it means, I'm not telling you.
Q: Where did you guys get the idea for Crazy Things Inc.?
A: The world is boring, you're boring, why do you care?
-Ted
A: I agree with Ted-its just a thing to pass the time by with
-Katherine
A: I originally was gonna call it 'Evil Inc.' but thought "No, thats too short." So, to answer your question, I just thought for a long time and thought up C.T.I.
-Devin
A to Devin's A: I like evil inc
-Katherine
A to Devin's A: I think you're all crazy. But so am I.
-Ted
Q: Why are there periods where no one updates for a long time?
A: We're at Kat's house planning to kill Jeff.
-Ted
A:for every1 who does not no who Jeff is, dont bother asking...he is the devil, and also, we could be doing other things like what Devin just said
-Katherine
A:What kind of a stupid question is that?! Hey, none of your buisness kid! We could be doing homework, dating, eating, or just living our freakin life without people like you asking questions like that.
-Devin
Q: Who is Jeff?
A: Oh, just shut up.
-Devin
A: I told you not to bother asking
-Katherine
A: Go to hell! Jeff eats rats... and (dare I say it) squirrels! Join my SAVE THE SQUIRRELS FOUNDATION!!!
-Ted
Q: Where do you guys live?
A: Olivia Paige lives in Hawaii, and unless you're a stalker, we live right outside your window with sniper rifles pointed at your head.
-Ted
I live somewhere if that helps you at all...in a house-away from you
-Katherine
A: Who the heck are you to ask that? The FBI? The CIA?! As far as you know, I live in your CPU.
-Devin
Q: It said in Katherine's Bio that she was in love. Who is it?
A: None of your buisness.
-Katherine
A: Hahahahahaha! I can't believe someone had the nerve to ask that! HA! Thats so stupid...
-Devin
Q: How many people do you have that work for the site?
A: Um...Theres me that does everything, Ted that does everything, and Katherine that does everything. Its just us, and we will not be hiring anyone to write, or design for us. We may get more staff...but just people we know....
-Devin
A: there's three of us...and some pretend monkeys, but they dont count
-Katherine
Just in case any of you care, I'm the UBER AZN!!!
-Ted
Q: Devin, why do you play the flute?
A: Its just a complicated way to whistle, why?
-Devin
Q: I have this theory that Katherine and Ted are just figments of Devin's drug-crazed imagination. Is this true?
A: AbsolUTELY mNOT. GAAH BAT6S BATS GET teHm off ME!!!
-Devin
A: no, i am a real person...and what devin just said...i dont know
-Katherine
I'm hungry...
-Ted
Q: Are the questions staged?
A: The one right above this one was sent to me via vocal cords by one of my family members. They asked that I reveal their name, so I wont. The rest were received by e-mail. But we prefer you putting them in the Guestbook.
-Devin
Q: MASTER SNOG BOG I HAVE COMETH FOR THEE
A: AH MY LOYAL SERVENT SO LONG HAVE I WAITED COME AND LET US RESUME WHAT WE BEGAN SO LONG AGO IN THE TIME OF THE ANCIENT GODS. I WAS THE THIMBLE AND YOU WERE THE SCOTTY DOG AND I HAD JUST SLAMMED YOU WHEN YOU LANDED ON PARKPLACE, WHICH I MONOPOLIZED AND BUILT HOTELS ON.
-Master Snog Bog
A:what the hell was that?
-Katherine
Q: I WANT TO START OVER.
A: FINE.
-Master Snog Bog
A:who the hell are you?
-Katherine
Q: What are some good questions for the FAQ?
A: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm................No Comment.
-Devin
A:not these questions that is
-Katherine
Q: Why did you guys make C.T.I.?
A: I wanted to have a place where I could be myself, and have a memory of it forever because of where its located. Its just something fun to do. You should do it to. (Hopefully you're a fan, not a critic. If you're a critic, go to hell.)
-Devin
A:I wanted to make a website but im too stupid and i dont know how so i talked to my friends (ted and devin) and we decided to make this...the website
-Katherine
I'm hungry still...I'm tired...But I'm always hungry and tired...
-Ted
Q: Are you all maniacs?
A: Ummmm....DUH! OF COURSE WE'RE INSANE. WHY WOULD WE OWN THIS SITE IF WE WERN'T MANIACS. OHhsd lkde d ddk`] Oh, I'm sorry, my translater broke.
-Devin
A: yes i am. yes. is my answer.
-Ted
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