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Matt's Bio
By Devin
4/21/03:
We were in Science class and then Matt started acting really strange.
I was listening to Ms. Mac talking about our homework, and I heard Matt start making rock n roll music sounds behind me. "Matt! I'm tired of you! If you don't stop, I'll move you to another table!" Matt curls up in his seat. Ms. Mac stares at him a second and then continues with the lesson. She goes up to the board and starts writing something. Matt suddenly stands up and quietly acts like he's playing a guitar really hard behind her back. Then she turned around really fast and Matt sat down as fast as he could. I expected her to say, "Matt Brown! Go to the Office!", but she just kept on talking about genetics. She turned around again and there goes Matt, just playin' his guitar just as hard as he could. By this time, Vadim, another kid that sat at the table, had noticed, and was staring at Matt. Ms. Mac turns around again. Down goes Matt. Back to the board. Matts up and at it again. Then, for the fifth time, Ms. Mac turns around again. Matt, as usual, sits back down. Ms. Mac was still talking about genetics, and made a joke about them. Me and Vadim are laughing our eyes out at how many times Matt got away with the guitar thing, and Ms. Mac thought we were laughing at the joke. So, Ms. Mac goes back to the board, feeling much better about how the class period was going. I look over at Austin, the fourth person at our table, and watch him stare at Matt in astonishment at how he was getting away with it all.
Finally Matt stops and acts like he's listening for awhile, but then he gets crazy again. Ms. Mac asked a question to the class, and half the class raised their hands. Matt, sitting there completely clueless, raises his hand just because everyone else was. He kinda freaked out when Ms. Mac called on someone right next to him.
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