Devin's Funny IMs

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Devin's Funny IMs
I had to blank out the ScreenNames and replaced them with the first name of the person. Some were completely blanked out on request.

Devin [5:42 AM]: hi evil
Katherine [5:42 AM]: hi devil
Devin [5:42 AM]: :-D
Katherine [5:42 AM]: :-D
Katherine [5:42 AM]: sup?
Devin [5:43 AM]: *snoring*
Katherine[5:43 AM]: oh
Katherine [5:43 AM]: HAPPY FRIDAY THIRTEENTH!
Katherine [5:43 AM]: its my moms birthday
Devin[5:43 AM]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Katherine [5:44 AM]: yay
Katherine[5:50 AM]: cool cool
Devin [5:50 AM]: ...
Katherine [5:50 AM]: .....?
Devin [5:50 AM]: ....
Devin [5:51 AM]: ....
Katherine [5:51 AM]: ok
Devin[5:51 AM]: ....
Katherine [5:51 AM]: what ever you say
Devin [5:51 AM]: ...............
Katherine [5:51 AM]: beautiful
Devin [5:51 AM]: :-D
Katherine [5:52 AM]: very beautiful
Devin [5:52 AM]: what time is it?
Katherine [5:52 AM]: 7:40
Devin [5:53 AM]: the time-stamp on this IM box says its 5:53 AM
Katherine [5:53 AM]: oh
Katherine [5:53 AM]: well, its wrong
Devin [5:53 AM]: yeah I know
Katherine [5:54 AM]: yes
Devin [5:54 AM]: ....
Katherine [5:55 AM]: kkkkk
Katherine [5:57 AM]: katherine rhymes with...........um.......katherine?
Devin [5:57 AM]: ?
Katherine [5:58 AM]: i dont know

Devin [6:41 PM]: HI EVIL
Devin [6:42 PM]: ...evil...
Devin [6:43 PM]: where is the evil?
Devin [6:44 PM]: fine evil. I will go and will be back in...an hour! HA!
Auto response from Katherine [6:44 PM]: i am Idle, isnt that great....i will talk when i get a message from Devin!
Devin [6:44 PM]: ?
Devin [6:44 PM]: ...um...strange...
Devin [6:45 PM]: what in the world is that supposed to mean?
Katherine [6:46 PM]: im sorry
Devin [6:46 PM]: what was that message all about?
Katherine [6:46 PM]: i have no clue
Katherine [6:46 PM]: i just left my computer for a long time and it came on
Katherine [6:46 PM]: its cool tho........lol
Devin [6:47 PM]: yer computer talks.
Katherine [6:47 PM]: yes
Devin [6:47 PM]: I dont know if I should believe that or not.
Kahterine [6:47 PM]: its my moms birthday and we were singing happy birthday
Devin [6:47 PM]: o
Katherine [6:47 PM]: ok
Katherine [6:47 PM]: whatever
Katherine [6:47 PM]: im going 2 camp tomarrow
Devin [6:47 PM]: darn
Katherine [6:47 PM]: you wont hear from me for a month
Devin [6:47 PM]: yay!
Devin [6:48 PM]: jk
Katherine [6:48 PM]: yes
Devin [6:48 PM]: JK
Katherine [6:48 PM]: YAY!
Devin [6:48 PM]: JUSTKIDDING
Katherine [6:48 PM]: I KNOW
Devin [6:48 PM]: ...
Katherine [6:48 PM]: i wrote in the website
Devin [6:48 PM]: ...
Katherine [6:48 PM]: yes
Devin [6:48 PM]: what?
Katherine [6:48 PM]: nvm
Katherine [6:48 PM]: look at the news on the website
Katherine [6:48 PM]: i will be back later
Katherine [6:49 PM]: gonna go eat cake
Devin [6:49 PM]: ok
Devin [6:49 PM]: k
Devin [6:52 PM]: I went there and nothing is different evil person
Auto response from Katherine [6:52 PM]: eating cake!
Devin [6:52 PM]: your computer=very strange
Devin [6:53 PM]: I'm going to watch Die Another Day, so I'll be back in about an hour, if you're still on.
Devin [6:53 PM]: guess not huh?
Devin [6:54 PM]: you just signed off you evil
Devin [6:54 PM]: THATS ILLEGAL IN MY WORLD
Devin [6:54 PM]: COME BACK HERE

Katherine: tada
Maggie: hola amigos
Devin: yayayayayayayayayayaayayayayayay
Katherine: hola
Katherine: yay?
Maggie: i have to leave soon to wash my horse
Devin: NO
Katherine: what horse?
Katherine: you have a horse?
Maggie: devin, please explain
Devin: there is no horse
Katherine: oh
Devin: so you dont have to go
Maggie: YES, MY HORSSE
Maggie: *HORSE
Devin: no
Maggie: she's mine
Katherine: what is it then?
Devin: no horse
Maggie: devin.........
Katherine: what is going on.........
Maggie: I HAVE TO WASH MY HORSE TO GET HER CLEAN SO I CAN RIDE HER IN THE HORSE SHOW TODAY
Devin: ...
Katherine: you have a horse?
Maggie: YES
Katherine: oh
Katherine: ok
Devin: no horse
Maggie: good lord you people are slow
Katherine: i like horses
Katherine: im going riding at camp
Maggie: yup
Katherine: yup
Katherine: im confused cuz devin keeps saying 'no horse'
Maggie: i'll be back at 8:30 so DON'T SIGN OFF
Maggie: PLEASE
Katherine: i might not be here
Katherine: nvm.....
Katherine: ok.......................................
Katherine: doop?
Katherine: devin?
Katherine: hello?
Katherine: HELLO?
Katherine: Hello?
Katherine: Hello?
Katherine: HELLO?
Katherine: Hello
Katherine: Hello
Katherine: oh, cool, I have filled up the chat page with all my crap
Devin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Katherine: huh?
Devin: ?
Katherine: what is it?
Devin: ?
Katherine: ok...
Devin: dont ask me...
Katherine: ok
Katherine: im not going to
Devin: YAY!
Katherine: yes
Katherine: cheer

Maggie [11:32 AM]: crAZY
Maggie [11:32 AM]: OOPS
Devin [11:32 AM]: InSAnE
Devin [11:32 AM]: yEs
Maggie [11:32 AM]: lol
Devin [11:32 AM]: wEIrD
Devin [11:32 AM]: me got to go in 10 minutes
Maggie [11:33 AM]: why?
Devin [11:33 AM]: me dont know
Devin [11:33 AM]: hehehe
Maggie [11:33 AM]: oh shut up

Devin [5:59 AM]: CrAZy eViL INsaNe PeRSon
Maggie [5:59 AM]: lol
Maggie [6:00 AM]: have you seen the movie "the waterboy"?
Devin [6:00 AM]: .....lalalalalalalalalalalala....
Devin [6:01 AM]: ya
Maggie [6:01 AM]: it's so funny
Devin [6:01 AM]: hehehehe
Devin [6:01 AM]: I actually only saw half of it
Maggie [6:01 AM]: i only saw the first 3/4
Devin [6:01 AM]: hehehehehehhehe
Maggie [6:02 AM]: kinda stupid
Devin [6:02 AM]: Blahblahyablahwablahgasawasa
Maggie [6:02 AM]: *maggie sighs for she is talking to a wall*
Maggie [6:02 AM]: i'm talking to a wall...
Devin [6:03 AM]: walls dont say blahblahwasablahsa
Maggie [6:03 AM]: annoying ones do

Dana [11:27 AM]: Hey Devin it's Dana using Austen's screen name for now.
Devin [11:28 AM]: HI
Devin [11:29 AM]: you kinda scared me
Dana [11:29 AM]: I've been trying to call for the past few hours but it was busy
Devin [11:29 AM]: I was like, "Who the hell is that?!"
Devin [11:29 AM]: o sorry
Dana [11:29 AM]: yeah i thought of that
Dana [11:29 AM]: i have come to terrorize you
Devin [11:29 AM]: ?
Dana[11:30 AM]: ?
Devin [11:30 AM]: terrorize?
Devin [11:30 AM]: nnnnooooooooo
Dana [11:30 AM]: Austen was going to open with "HELLO DEVON"
Devin [11:30 AM]: ?
Dana [11:30 AM]: what's with the question mark it doesn't say anything really
Dana [11:30 AM]: ?
Devin [11:30 AM]: DEVON?!
Dana [11:31 AM]: it was a joke
Devin [11:31 AM]: Hi Honey, it's mom
Dana [11:31 AM]: hey!! i've been trying to call forever
Dana [11:31 AM]: i just wanted to say hi and talk about getting together again
Devin [11:31 AM]: Sorry, me and Dev have been online all day
Dana [11:32 AM]: yeah i noticed
Dana [11:32 AM]: but its okay
Dana [11:33 AM]: I was hoping you could come out here then... so that I could have you with me when I get my hair cut
Devin [11:34 AM]: nnoooooo
Dana [11:34 AM]: hey i think its a good idea
Devin [11:34 AM]: mom is iNsANe
Dana [11:34 AM]: who said noooooo?
Devin [11:34 AM]: mom
Devin [11:35 AM]: this is confusing isnt it?
Dana [11:35 AM]: yeah but its better than a busy signal
Devin [11:35 AM]: I'm happy you[re IMing, let's do iit more often!
Devin [11:36 AM]: by the way, the bad speller is mom
Devin [11:36 AM]: nnnooooo
Devin [11:36 AM]: ^mom
Dana [11:36 AM]: yeah I'm trying to figure out how to get my own screen name it was really complicated and errors kept coming up when I tried
Devin [11:36 AM]: you're a cutie
Devin [11:37 AM]: ^^^mom^^^
Dana [11:37 AM]: you both are cute as bugs ears
Devin [11:37 AM]: HEY
Devin [11:37 AM]: tee hee
Dana [11:37 AM]: bugs ears are cute aren't they?
Devin [11:38 AM]: dont know. I was trying to figure out if it was an insult or not
Devin [11:38 AM]: oh I think it's a nice compliment
Dana [11:38 AM]: it's like the bees knees
Devin [11:38 AM]: yeah man
Devin [11:39 AM]: (mom)
Dana [11:39 AM]: hey Dona wants to get her hair cut short too and we thought it would be nice to have you along and we could have lunch or something, girl's day out...
Devin [11:40 AM]: what am I, a next door neighbor?
Devin [11:40 AM]: ^Dev
Dana [11:40 AM]: uh...uhh....you could hang out with austen
Devin [11:40 AM]: ...
Dana [11:40 AM]: :-D :-X >:o
Dana [11:40 AM]: :-!
Dana [11:40 AM]: 8-):-\
Devin [11:41 AM]: :-P
Devin [11:41 AM]: O:-)
Dana [11:41 AM]: :-[
Dana [11:41 AM]: that was austen
Devin [11:41 AM]: :-$ <--I dont know what this one means
Devin [11:41 AM]: >:o
Dana [11:41 AM]: austen again
Dana [11:41 AM]: :-)
Dana [11:41 AM]: >:o
Dana [11:41 AM]: ohm :-! god :-[
Devin [11:42 AM]: o yeah?!
Dana [11:42 AM]: :'(ye
Devin [11:42 AM]: ?
Dana [11:42 AM]: ah
Dana [11:42 AM]: :-[
Dana [11:42 AM]: i'm 8-) or :-!
Devin [11:42 AM]: o u guys
Dana [11:42 AM]: ok he sto9pped but i don't know how to fix this
Devin [11:43 AM]: i love you guys
Dana [11:43 AM]: :-[
Dana [11:43 AM]: ok its back to normal now
Devin [11:43 AM]: ok
Dana [11:43 AM]: is mom still there?
Devin [11:44 AM]: yeah I'm here!
Dana [11:44 AM]: do you have a screen name?
Devin [11:44 AM]: (Blanked out on Request)
Devin [11:45 AM]: you should get something like bowieeisasexybichiluvyoupeeps!!!!!
Devin [11:45 AM]: oooooooooooo
Dana [11:45 AM]: yah ho ho heee hee hee
Devin [11:45 AM]: Yeah that would be cute but hard to remember
Dana [11:45 AM]: and too long...
Dana [11:46 AM]: but i want a bowie name b/c i'm obsessed and unoriginal
Devin [11:46 AM]: and they'd probably mail you something saying they'd arrest you
Devin [11:46 AM]: ^dev
Dana [11:46 AM]: for saying (Blanked Out)? i even spelled it wrong
Devin [11:46 AM]: dont matter convict
Dana [11:46 AM]: bitchbitchbitch
Dana [11:47 AM]: i am a convicted speller
Devin [11:47 AM]: that's my girl
Dana [11:47 AM]: i love you mom
Devin [11:47 AM]: i love you sweetums
Devin [11:47 AM]: ....mom.....
Dana [11:49 AM]: do you want to get offline so i can call you?
Devin [11:49 AM]: nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo
Devin [11:50 AM]: ^dev
Dana [11:50 AM]: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHyou peaple are insaneeeee
Dana [11:51 AM]: hey mom i wanted to ask your opinion on something
Devin [11:51 AM]: I HAVE TO TAKE A FRICKEN SHOWER MAN. GOODBYE MAN.
Dana [11:51 AM]: devin?
Devin [11:51 AM]: ya man
Dana [11:51 AM]: so is it just mom now?
Devin [11:51 AM]: not yet
Devin [11:52 AM]: AHAHAHAHAHA
Dana [11:52 AM]: take a showa ova daya
Dana [11:52 AM]: o
Dana [11:52 AM]: oops
Devin [11:52 AM]: we're going to greenvile after my shower so you better hope I'll take awhile
Devin [11:52 AM]: ok woman
Dana [11:52 AM]: ahaha
Devin [11:52 AM]: evil woman
Devin [11:52 AM]: insane woman
Devin [11:53 AM]: crazy woman
Devin [11:53 AM]: ^dev
Dana [11:53 AM]: is it devin that's insane or is it the world?
Devin [11:53 AM]: He says it's the world
Dana [11:54 AM]: are you fighting over the computer?
Devin [11:54 AM]: no,dydyeesweare
Devin [11:54 AM]: hee heeee
Dana [11:54 AM]: uhhh....
Devin [11:54 AM]: Hi again

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