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Devin's Funny Experiences

The Perverted Spider
Me and my mom were in the car, on the highway going to Chapel Hill. I had fallen asleep and all of a sudden, I was jolted awake by a blow to the crotch. I looked over at mom. "What was that?!" I demanded. "There was a spider." she said and I looked at the floor where a good sized spider lay twitching. "I couldn't decide which would freak you out more. Telling you a spider was on your crotch, or hitting it." she said. We laughed for awhile and then, when we had finally calmed down, my mom reached over and tried to grab my nose. I bite her thumb and didnt let go. At that moment, a car passed by. The driver looked at me with my mom's thumb in my mouth and raised an eyebrow. I let go of mom's thumb. "Mom. Speed up."
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