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"I'm A Lesbian" - Unknown

Please mamma can't you see I've always tried to please
I wore ribbons and jewelry and makeup and dresses down to my knees
You said that it's a phase, just something I'd out grow
But I've got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that I'd sure like to mow
Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along
But I prefer Madonna in a lacy thong
Cause I'm a lesbian
I don't like nothin' swinging 'tween their legs

Ya, I'm a lesbian

I don't know why God gave me eggs
When I have sex it's funny clean
And no man can jump inbetween
No, I don't need no magic wand

I'm a lesbian

They talk behind my back and critized my life
But I get no complaints from Lou Diamond Phillips' wife
Cause I'm a lesbian
I'd rather be with Jane than Dick

Ya, I'm a lesbian

A penis doesn't do the trick
When we go in for 69, I know hers is the same as mine
Hide your wives cause here I come

I'm a lesbian

I'm a lesbian

When does cheerleading practice start?

Hey there cutie.
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