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INVERNESS - Skippy the Kangaroo caught taking a jab at a passing Fraser. Later in the local, Skippy was overheard saying "He looked at me..."

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DINGWALL - Moments after a north american tourist loudly and smugly proclaimed, "If I am not a royal clan chief, then may the earth swallow me whole."
Auch aye, so there is a goddess.

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NORTH CAROLINA (in the former democracy) - With the penchant americans have for playing dress-up, these sons of Caledonia were determined to wear kilts of some kind for Tartan Day.

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CLAN FRASER MUSEUM & VISITORS CENTRE - (Built with funds from clan society dues - minus skimming for society officers, then contractor kick backs. ) Upon the grand opening, after a blessing by the Right Rev. Alabaster MacAllister, the cutting of the ribbon, which was apparently all that was holding the structure together, brought down the house of cards.

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CLAN FRASER SOCIETY OFFICERS MEETING - Our agent was able to infiltrate this meeting held a at Madam Chang's Chasing the Dragon establishment, where officers were able to convince themselves they were royal heriditary clan chiefs. As well as heirs to the thrown of the country they adore. England.

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INSIDE THE SECRET CLAN FRASER SHRINE -  Surrounded by candles, cheap christmas lights and shiney bits of foil,  a portrait of their most revered and worshipped heriditary chief.

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