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M O R E Q U O T E S A B O U T C A T S |
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| Chuwy's Stuff |
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(compiled from various sources on the web) |
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| Main Page |
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| Me & Lynn |
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Cat - a lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer.
Anonymous |
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| My Crew |
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| My Diary |
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| My Photos |
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A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes.
Indian saying |
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A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.
Vakaoka Genrin |
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| Chuwy's Cat Stuff |
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| Cat Phrases |
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| Cat Q & A's |
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After dark, all cats are leopards.
Native American proverb |
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| Cat Society |
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| Cat Stories |
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Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronises human beings.
Oliver Herford |
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| Cat Car Race |
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God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.
Fernand Mery |
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| Other Cat Stuff |
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| Cat Care |
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
Nan Porter |
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| Cat Horoscope |
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| Cat-O-Mobile |
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| Cat Quotes |
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My cat does not talk as respectfully to me as I do to her.
Collette |
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| Cat Rules |
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If a cat spoke, it would say things like, "Hey, I don't see the problem here."
Roy Blount, Jr. |
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| Other Stuff |
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| Lynx Linx Links |
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Cats speak a subtle language in which few sounds can carry many meanings, depending on how they are sung or purred. 'Mnrhnnhhh' means comfortable soft chairs. It also means fish. It means genial companionship... and the absence of dogs.
Val Schaffner |
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| Old Guestbook |
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| New Guestbook |
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| E-mail Me! |
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Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar that they use.
Mark Twain |
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Purring seems to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve for dealing with happiness overflow.
Monica Edwards |
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It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens that, whatever you say to them, they always purr.
Lewis Carroll |
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A cat purrs its way out of anything.
Donna McCrohan |
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If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favourite cat,
they, too, would purr.
Martin Buxbaum |
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I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest
and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.
Mark Twain |
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I have found my love of cats most helpful in understanding women.
John Simon |
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A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
Hazel Nicholson |
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The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.
Sir Compton Mackenzie |
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Cats are mysterious folk. There is more passing in their mind than we are aware of.
Sir Walter Scott |
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The cat cannot stand a closed door. His great curiosity demands that he knows what is behind each door and over each horizon.
Anonymous |
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Everything that moves serves to interest and amuse a cat. He is convinced that nature is busying herself with his diversion: he can conceive no other purpose in the universe.
F. A. Paradis de Moncrif |
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A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind part are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.
Henry David Thoreau |
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A kitten is more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with.
Lady Sidney Morgan |
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There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.
Jules Champfleury |
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The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
P. G. Wodehouse |
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Joseph Wood Krutch |
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Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailingly ingenious in that respect.
James Mason |
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Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to go in one ear and out the other.
Stephen Baker |
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The problems with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Paula Poundstone |
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Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible.
Roger Caras |
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Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter without confinement and love without penalties.
W.L. George |
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Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
John S. Nichols |
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Just as the would be debutante will fret and fuss over every detail until all is perfect, so will the fastidious feline patiently toil until every whiskertip is in place.
Lynn Hollyn |
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Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.
James Gorman |
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A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.
Joseph Epstein |
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction � and a cat. The last ingredient is usually the hardest to come by.
Stephen Baker |
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I gave my cat a bath the other day, they love it. He just sat there and enjoyed it. It was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue,but other than that...
Steve Martin |
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Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
James Herriot |
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If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.
Jean Asper McIntosh |
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For me, one of the pleasures of cats' company is their devotion to bodily comfort.
Sir Compton Mckenzie |
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Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes?
Fernand Mery |
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Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.
Stephen Baker |
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Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Joseph Wood Krutch |
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To assume a cat's asleep is a grave mistake. He can close his eyes and keep both his ears awake.
Aileen Fisher |
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Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner.
Stephen Baker |
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Unknown |
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Garfield's Law: Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awaken, then they awaken them ten minutes sooner.
Jim Davis |
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Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
Hank Ketchum |
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Never try to outstubborn a cat.
Lazarus Long |
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Cats don't like change without their consent.
Roger A. Caras |
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Everything comes to those who wait... except a cat.
Marilyn Patterson |
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Cats invented self-esteem; there is not an insecure bone in their body.
Erma Bombeck |
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The cat has nine lives: three for playing, three for straying, three for staying.
English proverb |
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Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and vice versa, and often simultaneously.
Louis F. Camuti |
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Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: When fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
John Weitz |
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One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do.
Barbara Webster |
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No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
Leo Dworken |
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I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.
Penny Ward Moser |
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Cats are our last best chance to have a dysfunctional relationship.
John Bush |
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In life there are two compensations - Prozac and cats.
Brian Walsh |
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The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
E. W. Howe |
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My cat knows the song in my heart and purrs it to me when my memory fails me.
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