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Music on this page: Life Is A Roller Coaster - Ronan Keating |
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Q U O T E S A B O U T C A T S |
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(compiled from various sources on the web) |
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In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.
Warren Eckstein |
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| Main Page |
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| Me & Lynn |
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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
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| My Crew |
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Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are gods.
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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
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| Cat Phrases |
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| Cat Q & A's |
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| Cat Society |
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Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Mary Bly |
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| Cat Stories |
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| Cat Car Race |
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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you, but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
A. N. Whitehead |
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| Other Cat Stuff |
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
Mark Twain |
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jeff Valdez. |
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| Cat Rules |
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Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than dogs.
Eleanor Clark |
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Cats are dogs with a college education.
Grace Hodgson |
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Dogs eat. Cats dine.
Ann Taylor |
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Unknown |
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With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing with pastels.
Louis A. Camuti |
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When it comes to the advantages of cats versus dogs as pets, there is no competition. Try going away for a weekend, leaving your German Shepard alone with a bowl of dry food, some water and a litter box.
Robert Stearns |
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You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.
George Mikes |
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In a cat's eye, all thing belong to cats.
English proverb |
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As every cat owners know, nobody owns a cat.
Ellen Perry Berkeley |
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You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.
Sir Harry Swanson |
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There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
Anonymous |
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If a cat did not put a firm paw down now and then, how could his human remain possessed?
Winifred Carriere |
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The only identification that would be inscribed on a cats's collar would be 'This is the cat's cat'.
Elmer Davis |
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson |
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People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
Faith Resnick |
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Any conditioned cat hater can be won over by any cat who chooses to make the effort.
Paul Corey |
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Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it.
Winifred Carriere |
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There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.
Dan Greenberg |
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When I play with my cats, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?
Montaigne |
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I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted, but his or her entertainment value.
Geoffrey Household |
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Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a true friend, some little token of esteem is needed � like a dish of cream.
T. S. Eliot |
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility.
Stephen Baker |
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When my cats aren't happy, I'm not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they're just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
Penny Ward Moser |
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The cat lets man support her. But unlike the dog, she is no handlicker. Furthermore, unlike Man's other great good friend the horse, the cat is no sweating serf of Man. The only labour she condescends to perform is to catch mice and rats, and that's fun.
Vance Packard |
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Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.
Helen Powers |
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Do cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big Hamburger. |
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. |
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My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes.
Eleanora Walker |
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I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.
Bill Dana |
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Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?
Louis J. Camuti |
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People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored.
Henry Morgan |
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How we behave towards cats here below determines our status in heaven.
Robert A. Heinlein |
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If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Robert A. Heinlein |
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If you want to know the character of a man, find out what his cat thinks of him.
Anonymous |
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In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.
Michael Zullo |
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A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She doesn't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.
Jerome K. Jerome |
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Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner itself. A large multi-purpose play thing, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled and it makes a sound when you jump on it.
Stephen Baker |
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A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys.
Barbara Holland |
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Cats are dangerous companions for writer because cat watching is a near perfect method of writing avoidance.
Dan Greenburg |
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I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.
Edgar Allan Poe |
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Intelligence in the cat is underrated.
Louis Wain |
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The smart cat doesn't let on that he is.
H. G. Fromer |
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I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
Hippolyte Taine |
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If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
Will Cuppy |
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An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old boy.
Carl Van Vechten |
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The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, colour scheme, income, mood, personality. But under that fur, whatever colour it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls.
Eric Gurney |
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The cat lives alone, has no need of society, obeys only when she pleases, pretends to sleep that she may see more clearly, and scratches everything on which she can lay her paw on.
Francoise Rene de Cahateaubriand |
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The are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience.
Allen and Ivy Dodd |
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The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in this world.
Lynn M. Osband |
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Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.
John Dingman |
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Comets are like cats. They have tails and they do precisely what they want.
David Levy |
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A cat is always there when you call her, unless she has something better to do.
Bill Adler |
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If I called her, she would pretend not to hear, but would come a few moments later when it could appear that she had thought of doing so first.
Arthur Weigall |
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If there was any petting to be done... he chose to do it. Often he would sit looking at me, and then, moved by a delicate affection, come and pull at my coat and sleeve until he could touch my face with his nose, and then go away contented.
Charles Dudley Warner |
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