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PHALLIC MONOLOGUES
By: James Nicolay
"I'm more than a bird..." -from the song Superman by Five for Fighting
My name is Twink. I am four years old. I am small, cute, and shy. I always smell good. They always use mild soap to clean me. Shampoo is also good. I love the bubbles it makes. They always put powder all over me to make me smell good. They kiss me always and smile at me. Others think I'm really cute. Sometimes, when I pee i giggle. I feel chilled, but it feels good. I am always happy. But one time I got scared. I heard a bad news. Soon they will undress me and cut my upper skin. That might hurt me. I pray to Papa Jesus so that I will not cry. I am also afraid of growing up. They say my head will turn big. I don't even have a head! They say my skin will harden. They say that many hair will grow around me. Like grasses! Oh I will be separated from my friend Belly Button! Thank God I have twin Balls for my closest pals. But they always seem to be always shy and angry. They have wrinkles all over them. Oh I must talk to them often than sleep all the time.
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