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Don't ever call me Dick. Call me Richard! I'm not a kid anymore!!! See, I just got circumsised six months ago. Look at my head -proud and always standing. That's how strong I am. And mind you, I need a lot of space to grow! Out you go, clumsy briefs, welcome boxer shorts! How can a fish grow and develop in a small aquarium? Besides, it's getting crowded here. These freaking hair follicles are sprouting like mushrooms everywhere. Plus I have the tendency to drool everytime I sleep. No, it's not gross, you slimeball. It's perfectly healthy. And I'm not being disrespectful each time I stand in full attention when a lady comes. I am a gentleman, mind you. Someday, some lady will be proud of me, you'll see. 
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