28 February 2003
Stupidity
is a genetic disease that should be cured.
MIAMI BEACH -- Gov. Jeb Bush's plane was struck by
lightning as it flew from Tallahassee to Orlando Thursday. Does God have weapons of
mass destruction?
A Pennsylvania woman is facing criminal charges for allegedly waving a sex toy at her
nieces and nephew and striking one of the children on the head with the object.
STAMFORD -- A former Cloonan Middle School student testified
yesterday that Stamford police Officer Walter Fields gave
him wedgies, grabbed his penis and forced him to do a naked headstand in his office.
MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - A pack
of frenzied dogs attacked six parked cars in the Bavarian capital, leaving a trail of
damaged vehicles in their wake and causing panic among residents woken by the
disturbances.
27 February 2003
It's a sad day in the neighborhood.
25 February 2003
Why Women Enjoy Sex With Married Men.
A door-to-door magazine salesman snapped on Saturday afternoon and
started cursing
people who declined to subscribe.
46 percent of the duct tape
sold in this country is manufactured by a company in Avon, Ohio. The founder of that
company gave more than $100,000 to the Republican National Committee and other GOP
committees in the 2000 election cycle. Hmmm...
TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico (Reuters) - Tucked away in southern Mexico's
jungly Chiapas state, scientists work around the clock using radiation and powdered blood
to produce one of the area's most cutting-edge exports -- man-eating
flies.
NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - The vast majority of people say they
have been mentally tortured at one point in their lives by a song
that keeps repeating itself over and over in their heads.
24 February 2003
Feds crack down on drug paraphernalia.
Caring for Your Introvert.
What do you call a Frenchman
advancing on Baghdad?
Why do dogs turn
around in circles before they lay down?
British dentists have been warned that they face criminal
prosecution under EU law if they use tooth-whitening
treatments.
(.)(.) Police field complaint about busty snow woman.
Raised Middle
Finger Is Ancient Gesture.
Computer
Made from DNA and Enzymes.
23 February 2003
When I awoke this morning, it felt so good out, I decided to leave it out.
22 February 2003
The Bush administration plans to take complete,
unilateral control of a post-Saddam Hussein Iraq.
British Government urges under-16s to experiment with oral sex.
Death
to Nigerian Scammers
20 February 2003
FRONTLINE examines the hidden story of what is really driving the Bush
administration to war with
Iraq.
Laos villagers to get online with bike-powered
PCs.
Naked
kidnap fantasy sparks police raid.
American troops going into battle in Iraq will use chickens to detect
chemicals or nerve agents.
Microsoft going after Hotmail spammers.
Newlyweds Disrobe, Emerge After
Standoff On Interstate.
YREKA, Calif. - A woman is in jail for feeding black-tailed deer
in her backyard.
Cell phone signals trigger nerve damage
in rats. Guess my rat won't be getting a cell phone for his birthday.
SAN FRANCISCO — By the end of the year, a host of consumer
products will, for the first time, be sold with tiny computer chips known as RFID tags
in them.
19 February 2003
If you want to use my Web site, you must accept my Terms
of Use.
(Thanks to John Dvorak)
Here's a Web site dedicated to pictures of dogs in cars.
Scientists suspect birds overdose on
alcohol-spiked berries.
18 February 2003
We're still on Orange Alert. You have your duct tape, plastic
sheeting and MREs, but do you have a machine gun?
HONG KONG - Illegal immigrants from India and Pakistan are being
smuggled from mainland China to Hong Kong inside suitcases.
North Koreans who travel overseas on business are bringing home unwelcome souvenirs.
Girl's e-mail experiment clogs
in-box for weeks.
Students Bring Pot
Brownies To Class.
I wonder what the lower cheerleader
is thinking?
I believe I know what this skater is
thinking.
When you come to a fork
in the road, take it.
17 February 2003
Empty warhead found in White
House.
New Privacy Menace: Cell Phones.
It's okay if it keeps us safe.
Presidents' Day Quiz
Why is Washington's birthday celebrated as President's Day?
What would George do? These are some quotes from President
Washington's farewell address:
"Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate
peace and harmony with all. Religion and morality enjoin this conduct. And can it be that
good policy does not equally enjoin it?….
"Excessive partiality for one foreign nation and excessive dislike of another cause
those whom they actuate to see danger only on one side, and serve to veil and even second
the arts of influence on the other….
"The great rule of conduct for us in regard to foreign nations is, in extending our
commercial relations, to have with them as little political connections as possible….
"Europe has a set of primary interests which to us have none or a very remote
relation. Hence she must be engaged in frequent controversies, the causes of which are
essentially foreign to our concerns. Hence, therefore, it must be unwise to implicate
ourselves by artificial ties in the ordinary vicissitudes of her politics or the ordinary
combinations and collisions of her friendships or enmities….
"It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of the
foreign world….
"Harmony, liberal intercourse with all nations are recommended by policy, humanity,
and interest. But even our commercial policy should hold an equal and impartial hand,
neither seeking nor granting exclusive favors or preferences….There can be no greater
error than to expect or calculate upon real favors from nation to nation. It is an
illusion which experience must cure, which a just pride ought to discard."
Millions of Chinese are stockpiling vinegar as a supposed
disinfectant against a mystery pneumonia
virus in southern China.
How seeing the
light might make us sick.
The Universe will expand for ever,
at an ever-increasing rate, Nasa scientists have announced.
16 February 2003
The principal of a troubled
city school was arraigned yesterday after cops caught her driving drunk - and
urinating in a Bronx street - when she was supposed to be at work, police said.
Pittsburgh first: A $250,000
automatic public pay toilet, 25 cents per visit.
LYNCHBURG, Va. (AP) _ A Lynchburg man who robbed a convenience
store by pretending
a banana was a gun was sentenced to 18 months in prison.
A judge has set a trial date in a discrimination lawsuit filed
against Southwest Airlines by two black passengers who were upset when a flight attendant
recited a version of a rhyme
with a racist history.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Call it Montezuma's Revenge, traveler's
trot or simply a nuisance, diarrhea
may do at least one good deed by protecting people against colon cancer, researchers
reported on Monday.
A
SCOTS tongue may not guarantee you a happy Valentine’s Day, but it may improve
your chances of at least getting a date, according to a recent poll which named the Scots
accent as the sexiest in the UK.
Five towns use albino squirrels as their
claims to fame, and none is particularly happy about the others.
14 February 2003
Do you have your duct
tape, plastic sheeting and MREs?
13 February 2003
WASHINGTON--Attorney General John Ashcroft wants even more power to snoop on
the Internet, spy on private conversations and install secret microphones, spyware and
keystroke loggers.
Sick animals may have licked shuttle
debris.
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (AP) Dirty Harry is now outgunned: Smith &
Wesson has introduced its biggest handgun ever, a .50-caliber Magnum. I once fired a .44
Magnum. The key word there is ONCE!
I know you've heard of Kitty Porn,
but how about Bird
Porn?
People in Decatur awoke yesterday morning to find "snow rollers"
in their yards. And I thought tumble weeds were strange.
$52 million EA-6B
Prowler Rolls Off End Of Flight Deck.
Some urban legends for
Valentine's Day.
Who was St.
Valentine?
11 February 2003
Leonardo da Vinci: Master
Draftsman
Hey, dude, you're getting a cell!
Take this quiz to find out which OS most matches your personality.
The "Air Force has used
(Dexedrine) safely for 60 years" with "no known speed-related mishaps."
A West Allis man charged with slashing his wife's throat and
repeatedly stabbing her carried out the shocking daybreak attack while dreaming, according to a
psychiatrist.
Today in Dirty Old Men
47 couples plan to get hitched without wearing a stitch in what's
being billed as the world's
largest nude wedding. Can't wait to see their wedding album.
Patriot
gets a ticket for disturbing the peace.
9 February 2003
BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn., Feb. 7 — If security officers at one
Tennessee airport check your shoes, you’ll get free socks.
The choice for
Iraq's rag-tag army: be killed by the US or by Saddam.
More and more kids are experimenting with oral sex.
I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq:
he's running out of patience. And so am I!
6 February 2003
The space
shuttle is costly, outmoded, impractical and, as we've learned again, deadly.
3 February 2003
Texas Justice
Chambers County Narcotics Task Force Goes Fishing.
A girl and her snake.
22-year-old weirdo is facing criminal charges for a bizarre incident in the
women's bathroom at a Houma, Louisiana department store.
Would an elevator to
space be safer than shuttles?
1 February 2003
The already clouded future of U.S. human spaceflight dimmed today,
when the shuttle Columbia
broke apart catastrophically in the skies over North and East Texas during its high-speed
descent toward a Florida landing.
February 2003 Desktop Wallpaper
