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| And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." ---Monty Python and the Holy Grail--- |
| Behold, a collection of movie quotes that I find funny and entertaining Enjoy |
| "Scott, you had your chance, okay? I've already had someone created in my image. He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins" ---Austin Powers 2; The Spy Who Shagged Me--- |
| "We're living in a material world and I am a material girl. Or boy." ---The Wedding Singer--- |
| "Ben Franklin didn't invent electricity, I invented electricity. Ben Franklin's the devil!" ---The Waterboy--- |
| "Come. Let us dance, like children of the night!" ---So I Married An Axe Murderer--- |
| "Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep" "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma." ---Happy Gilmore--- |
| "Is this the famous Charlie?" "No, this is Pete" ---Charlie's Angels--- |
| "Hip--hiphop---hip-hop-anonymous! Oh he gets all the easy ones" ---Big Daddy--- |
| "He's not Fred, I am" "Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother" ---Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone --- |
| "No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags CONVERSATION!" ---Meet the Parents--- |
| "And we'll be right back with our final five lesbians--contestants!" ---Miss Congeniality--- |
| "Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground" "Don't you mean "or"? <sigh> "Tell us where the talking llama is or we'll burn your house to the ground" ---The Emperor's New Groove--- |
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