| Simpsons Quotes * =music "Quick, we have to kill the boy!" "How did you know he's a vampire?" "He's a vampire? AAAHH!" "We'll take the chairlift. It will give us an eagle-eye view of the area... directly below the chairlift" "You know what's great about you English? Octopussy, I must have seen that movie...twice." "We found this one swimming naked in the firmentarium" "I am the lizard queen!" "Whether they be Christians, Jewish, or miscellaneous" "Hindu. There are 700 million of us" "Well that's super" *Hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves Ned Flanders!* "Not me" *Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!* "Fifty questions, true or false" "True" "The test hasn't started yet, Homer" "True" "Just take the test and you'll do fine" "False" "Dad, you killed zombie-Flanders!" "Flanders was a zombie?" "I knew that" "Sentence Fragment" "Sentence fragment is also a sentence fragment" -pause- "Must conserve energy" "Don't look at me, I'm just a girl!" "That's why we beat them at football nearly half the time!" "Smell ya later Bart. Smell ya later forever" "We'll take the spruce moose, hop in!" "But Sir..." (points gun at Smithers) "I said hop in" "Why do I always think of something to say when it's too late? 'Shut up Becky' Oh! That would have been sweet!" "Ya, and you remember Matthew 21:17!" "And he left them, and went out of the city into Bethany; and he lodged there" "Ya...think about it" "This looks like an old-fashioned car chase" *Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows...* "Word" "Old School" "And close with a matrix" "Aaahh!" "Homer, you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!" |