| Simpsons Quotes page 2 "Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg" "Hello, I'm Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me." "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" -Pause- "I don't know" "Talk about a bad hair day!" "Hahahahahahaha..." "May I remind you that two people are dead...oh wait I just got it" "And with your last ounce of strength, you collapsed on the sundial, pointing to M and S: Maggie Simpson!" "What? No! With my last ounce of strength I sucked out my solid gold fillings and swallowed them. Paramedics have sticky fingers" "And special awards go to the children who obviously had no help from their parents, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum" "I'm Idaho" "Yes, of course you are" "Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray" "Mmmmm...forbidden doughnut..." "Wait a minute...LIEUTENANT SMASH!" "Yes, Lieutenant L.T. Smash" "Bart, if Milhouse jumped off a cliff--" "Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there!" "Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!" (Other side of crowd)"Kill Bart, Kill Bart!" "Say his name was...Joey..Joe...Joe...Junior Shabado" "Homer, that's the dumbest name I've ever heard!" (Joey Joe Joe cries and runs away) "Joey Joe Joe come back!" "But what does it mean?" "It's just a bunch of crazy words that don't mean anything like ramalamadingdong or give peace a chance" *Oh Margy you came and found me a turkey...on my vacation away from workey* "Uh oh, two independant thought alarms in one day! THe children are over-stimulated!" "Willy, remove the coloured chalk" "I warned yeh Skinner! Didn't I warn ya bout that coloured chalk?" "More testicles, more iron" "How are they Ralph? Good? Bad?" They taste like...BURNING..." "Where's Mrs. Hoover?" "Maybe she drove to the moon!" "And that's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things" (Burn 'em! Burn the lot of 'em!) "Excuse me? Did you just call me a liar?" "No, I said you were fired" "Oh, that's much worse" "Remove the stone of shame...attach the stone of triumph!" "Hello?.....Mrs. Pommelhorse...I'd like to get down now" |
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