| Simpsons Quotes Page 3 "You know, what happened was exactly what dad said" "Ya dad, you were right" "I know kids, I'm scared too" "That's not my uncle Lou, and this man's not dead!" "That's what I've been trying to tell you" "That's just gas escaping" *The kneebone's connected to the something, the something's connected to the red thing, the red thing's connected to my wristwatch* "uh oh" "...and Ralph Wiggum with a flute up his nose!" "Hot dogs, get your hot dogs" "Do you just follow my husband everywhere he goes?" "Lady, he's putting my kids through college" *When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer, I purchased with a fake ID, my name was Brian McGee. I stayed up listening to Queen, when I was seventeen...* "Take that Bowlarama! Take that convenience mart! Take that power pla--oh fiddlesticks" "Ow, my freakin ears!" "Hey Homey, here's the reply letters from those colleges you applied to" "Doh!...Doh!...Doh!...Ooh a hardware store flyer...Doh!" "That elephant looks like it could gore" "Ya it does look like Al Gore" *I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T I mean...S-M-A-R-T!* "C'mon kids! Dinner! It's liver!" "Yay! Iron helps us play!" *See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest. See this sweater, is no better than authentic Irish Setter. Grizzly bear underwear...* "Now we'll interview a man who's been hiccuping for 26 years" "Hic, kill me, hic, kill me now, hic, kill me, hic, kill me now" "What's that?" "Oh that's the television studio where they film Krusty the Clown and other non-box related programs" "Hi Li'l Vicky" "Call me Vicky" "Ok Vicky" Call me Li'l Vicky" "Tappa tappa tappa" "It would be nice to have a little more instruction" "When I was your age, I had 43 movies under my belt and I didn't even have tappa tappa tappa! I would've killed for tappa tappa tappa!" "Being in show business is a dream, aren't we lucky?" "I wish I were dead" "Sit perfectly still, only I may dance" "When I grow up, I want to be a principal. Or a caterpillar" "Homer, I can see your doodle!" "Shut up Flanders" "Who needs that Kwik-E-Mart? I Dooooooooo" |
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