| Simpsons Quotes Page 4 "How much is your penny candy?" "Surprisingly expensive" "Homer he's a ho..mo..." "Right" "SEXUAL" "Ahh" "Oh my God, I danced with a gay. We can no longer say that only straights have been in this house" "I found our dog, now our Christmas is complete" "We were looking for Lisa" "I thought we were Christmas carolling" "I believe in God, I just don't believe this is the right way to worship him or her." "Ahhh! Mr. God, don't listen to her!" "You and me in the circle of death" "Oh, I just swept the circle of death" "Doh!" "A deer!" "A female deer" "...and they said they'd spike our water, ha!" (Marge drinks the water) "The walls are melting again..." "Hey, it's that elephant song!" "It reminds me of elephants" "Hey di ho, welcome to your new home neglecterinos!" "Hi everybody!" "Homer Homer Simpson!" "Ok, while you were in a coma could you feel your brain being damaged?" "Why are you painting those horses to look like cows?" "It makes them look more real on TV" "What do you do when you need a horse?" "Oh, we usually just tape a bunch of cats together" "My Son Still Wets The Bed" "You said we were going to Red Lobster!" *Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree* "Aaahh!" "Bronchial tubes clearing, asthma disappearing, acne...remains, but asthma disappearing!" "Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff back in the seventies" "Ralph, you're failing English" "Me fail English? That's unpossible" "And whenever I see the stars and stripes, I'll think of that wonderful word; flag" "Dr. Hibbert, give us a cure!" "I could give you pills, but it would only be a placebo" "Where can we get this placebo?" "Maybe there's some in that truck" *Hey big spender, da da da da, dig this blender, da da da da, rainbow suspenders, da da da da...hey big spender!* "Daddy, I'm stealing, I'm stealing!" "That's my little dude" |
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