Simpsons Quotes Page 5

"Lemonade?"
"Got top notch?"
"Thankely dankely"
"Okely dokely"
"Greatalicious"
"Scrumdiddlyrific"
(both at same time) "Fine and dandy like sour candy!"

"The clown is down"

"Cobras!"

"Mr. President, I got the white stars you wanted, but I can't find the red hearts, yellow moons or green clovers"
"I'll take it, but I'm not paying for it"

"No T.V. and no beer make Homer something something"
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"

"Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would"
"Shut up Flanders"

"Lisa, are you going to marry a carrot?"
(sarcastically) "Yes...I'm gonna marry a carrot"
"Oh...she admitted it!"

"Oh, here comes that cannonball guy, he's cool"
"Are you being sarcastic dude?"
"I don't even know anymore"

"Gentlemen, say hello to the second-base-mobile"

"Did you really have to handcuff the children?"
"No mam, I did not"

"Hey! You're stealing my trailer! I like that"

"Stop stealing my stuff!"
"Oh, I'm not at the YMCA"

"Skinner, finally you got a perfect 10! I'll just write the 0 first and then a vertical line indicating...Oh my God!"

"I can't believe he's paying us all 1000$ to act like it's the seventies!"
"Disco Stu's working Pro Bono!"

"Your goldfish are dead"
"I know...I can't get them out"

"What's wrong chief? You haven't even touched your banana kaboom"
"It's not a happy birthday for Rex Banner"
(Barney comes in drunk) "Hello little fishes"
(Rex punches through window and grabs Barney) "Listen Rummy, I'm only going to say this once so listen good, where did you pinch the houch? Is some bling tiger pulling suds off the side?"
"Uuuuhhh yes"

"Excuse me.  Did something crawl down your throat and die?"
"It didn't die"

"I spent the last hundred dollars on this Al Gore doll"
-pulls string-
"You are hearing me talk"

"Everyone, take out your red crayon"
"Miss Hoover, I ate my red crayon"



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