| Page 2 of Glorious Quotes |
| "God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs..." "Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth..." ---Jurassic Park--- |
| "Flowers, for me? I do declare Mr. Beauregarde! You're my he--was I...talking in my sleep?" ---Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls--- |
| "Soooo hot. Want to touch the hiney. Awoooooooo!!" ---Billy Madison--- |
| "O fair Hermia, thou art so incredibly hot and stuff." ---Get Over It--- |
| "Follow me or perish, sweater monkeys." ---Bring It On--- |
| "Detective Vaughn, please remove your hand from my thigh." "Okay, where would you like me to put it?" "How about up your ass?" ---Valentine--- |
| "Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?" "You don't need any help from me, sir." "That's right." ---Clue--- |
| "Did you really call the cops?" "You bet your ass I did." "My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!" ---Scream--- |
| "Happy anniversary Wayne." "Stacey, we broke up two months ago!" "Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?" "Well it does actually, that's what breaking up is." ---Wayne's World--- |
| "So, would you like to have dinner one night?" "Oh, I like to have dinner every night." ---Wayne's World 2--- |
| "Dude, let's go get lit and jump off the roof of my house." ---Orange County--- |
| "Mr. West, not every situation requires your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, then shoot some more and then when everybody's dead, try to ask a question or two." ---Wild, Wild West--- |
| "RUN!! IT'S GODZILLA!!!" "It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not." "STILL, WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!!" ---Austin Powers in Goldmember--- |
| "Steps ain't no square dance" "That's ok, I dance in circles, probably around you" ---Save The Last Dance--- |
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| "Hi Derek! My name's little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labour laws, ok? They're silly and outdated! Why, back in the 30s, children as young as five could work in textile mills and iron smelts. Yippee! Hooray!" ---Zoolander--- |
| "Have you ever tried...not being a mutant?" ---X2--- |
| "He was trying to burgle me!" "From what I hear, he's been burgling you three times a week for the past month." ---Chicago--- |
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