| I wonder..................... |
| How Michael Jackson went from this........ |
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| ......to this. |
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| Michael's Bad Day On February 14th, 19??, Michael Jackson was in a horrible mining accident and accidentally pick axed his own nose off, and when the doctors tried to put it back on, they figured, what the hey! let's turn this guy into a woman! and they did. While walking out of the hospital, Michael tripped and fell into a large vat full of bleach. Michael was devastated at first. But after a while, the bleach started seeping into his brain and he began to love his new self! THE END |
| My Theory....for now. |
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