"please let me go ill do anything just let me go please?! cried the cheese in a strangled voice
tell us where they are and ill let you go!! shouted catt
they took him to godrics hollow. the cheese whimpered
thankyou have a nice day!! said catt in one of those annoying voices that you get on the trains that sez please mind the gap.
she untied the noose and the cheese fell and landed with tremendous splat on the floor.
where on gods green earth is godrics hollow? asked kirsty
i dunno said annie but we must find it .
then all of a sudden somebody shot past them a called follow me!!! so they did.
they followed the person for about a half hour and then they started to dive and they could a very loud, GAY whooping coming from the person infront
shutup buttmunch your not on a hippogriff now!! screamed cat as they all went headfirst into a huge pile of muck, except for cat, she always lands on her feet : P
where are we? asked kirsty godrics hollow said harry follow me.......
They wanderd In2 a Damp Pub keanu was sitting tied up, he had a pink tiara on and a maids outfit....Annie Crys onto kirstys sholder makin it all soggy.They Run To Keanu Where He Vanishes Into Thin Air....'"Intresting"..Kirsty recognises that JONNY!!! she screams running off to hug him annie returns home and cat finds summit. Its a book 'Robin Hood' By William Shakespeare..cat flys back to hogwarts where the hole gang is...KIRSTY YOU WERE RIGHT! she screams and hops n stuff, mr s irish dances and they all get blind drunk and celkebrtae, next mornin kirsty wakes up with sum1s knickers on her head, removes them and leans over to cat..."what was i right about?"...."robin hood, willie shakepeare did right it" Just Then w shakespeare turns up" i do hate to interupt thee But Thy Would Apreciate thay very much soo if thii WOULD OT CALL ME WILLIE" and disappears again in a cloud of smoke...kirsty looks at cat and annie....."ow Much did we drink last nigh" they all say together Oh No Voldie Woldie Cums Out Of Hermiones bedroom, followed by hermionee they kiss and he leaves...."what?!" blushes hermionee
Annie runs up to hermy and SLAPs her round da face with a smelly fish. Harry runs to Annie n say "wot u do that for" and Annie say, "shes two-timing you and our babies!" Harry gasps and takes the smelly fish and slaps Hermy round da face. "Who is it" he said, Hermy shout "ITS VOLDEMORT" and runs off with a smelly fish on her head.
Mr S dances. "Will you STOP dancing PLEASE!" shout kirsty. Mr S is v.hurt and runs off crying like a girl and running like a girl. Bascally being a girl.
Kirstys calms down but then Harry starts blubbering. "Wots up" says Annie n Catt n Kirsty. Harry says, i have noone now cos Catt dont like me and Annies got someone else and Hermy like Voldy!!
Unfortunally noone listened to this cos at the percise moment loads of large smelly fish's was thrown at them. "Duck" shout Catt. Annie and Kirsty duck but cos harry was tlkin he didnt notice so he got wacked round da he wit a smelly fish. Suddenly a meen, voice sounded.
"Thats for hitting my Hermy wit a smelly fish!" Two people were standing in the shadows but they couldnt make out who thay were but they guessed one was Voldie Woldie.
Then a book was thrown at Kirsty, it missed luckily but hit Mr S who was just walking through the door cos he had calmed down. It was the Robin Hood book. "hmm, this will do for my English lesson" and walked away again, his leg twitching cos he really wanted to dance. Twich Twich
"And thy is for calling thee WILLIE!"
The two people ran off again. Kirsty Catt and Annie didnt no wot to do wit Harry so ...
They Call Up Janice OH MY GOD...they fall in love instantly, its all good, kirsty sings LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and cracks the windows, so when they get cold they all go off to central perk, they hang out with the friends crew and cat n joey get 2getha, chandler and annie leaving kirsty with ross....he proposes..she says no.....she knows his history so he goes off crying like a grl and the flying cheese cums in and sits beside them, they dont notice still it starts eating kirsty "BUT IM NOT A HOOKER" she screams..hmmz whats going on, could tere be a dark secret.,,,,,,,,
No!!!!!....
but kirsty cant be a hooker, shes an all singing, all dancing flyin german nun.!!! says cat whilst gettin the cheese into a headlock to stop it from eating kirsty.she took vows didnt she? sed harry hahahahahahaha said janice
yeh i thought if you were a nun u took a vow of poverty a vow of silence and a vow of chastity. said ron hu had popped up from nowhere. unless youve cheated on us kirsty then there no reason for the cheese to be attacking you. said johnny. Mr S was dancing still. i havent tho screamed kirsty. alrite dont get all squinky said pheobe. but what about keanu? cried annie. hes in the toilet hell be ou in a minit said ross.
now kirsty did you or did you not sleep with someone else said monica she must have otherwise that cheese wouldnt be attacking her. cried ron. now come on just because you two had a little argument does not justify her sleeping with someone else. said rachel sympathetically. well, if she thought they were on a break said ross matter of factly. and everyone gave him evil looks. but what about keanu?!?!?! said annie. ok you wanna know the truth? here you go keanu doesnt really like you so he made a deal with me so that he could go off with voldy woldie and become the next ONE ok so will you please stop with the whining.
sed chandler.but wait cats the next ONE.
duh duh duh....!!!!!!!!!
Annie is hurt bit Chandler apologises for shouting and he gives her a big hug. Annie feels better after that.
Suddenly Keanu comes out of the Toilets. Wait a min he was supposed to be wit Voldie Woldie. So who is the real Keanu. Annie asks him a question only the real Keanu would know. "Keanu, who is the ONE?" says Annie. Keanu looks at her and says "Catt is of course!" Yaaay screams everyone and Annie gives Keanu a big hug. So who was the fake Keanu that went of wit Voldie Woldie? It must have been someone dressed up. Catt says "come on we have to find the fake Keanu and see who is doing this horrible deed".
Kirsty, Annie grab there brooms along wit Catt. Joey and Chandler stand up too. "Were coming with you!" they said. Catt and Annie look at each other and shrug "OK!!!!!" they shout. So joeys gets on Catts broom and Chandler gets on Annies. Because Keanu is an "ex-One" he no's how to fly so he flys along by them. Suddenly they see a red blob blobbing along outside the window and in comes Mr S looking v.tired and scratched up to his eyeballs. Kirsty screams and runs over to help him when the one, the only, Gilderoy Lockhart walks in. "OH my jolly gosh" he says. He runs over to Mr S. "You look terrible, i know just the spell that will cure you" He take out his wand. "NOOOOO" shout Kirsty but He had already done the spell. Mr S was Madly irish dancing. "Whoops" says Lockhart. (continues on next page)
