So they went with Mr S dancing on the back of Kirstys Broom. On the way Annie was thinking.
Keanu was the one so he can fly, but the fake Keanu was a fake so he isnt the ex-One so .. he shouldnt be able to fly. But he could ... soooo that must meen that the person hu has dressed up as him must be able to fly. Now hu do we know that can fly. "THE CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouts Annie outloud. Everyone looks at her a bit freeked out so Annie explains hu she finks the fake Keanu is.
"YES" says Catt and Kirsty. "its the CHEESE!"
"Lets go quick and find him" says Keanu "and ill give him a peice of my mind". He take out some sissors and starts cutting his hair and skin. "Not literally i hope" says Chandler. "erm...no of coruse not ... erm ..." says Keanu putting the sissors back into his shoe. "OK LETS GO NOW" he shouts and zooms off.
Cat shot after him like a bullet with joey clinging on for dear life and then all of a sudden they heard a voice shouted stupefy! and a figure fell limply from the sky infront of them.
Orlando!!!!! cat screamed and shot down and caught him in mid air cuz she was the best quidditch player in the world.(she was seeker on the universal quidditch squad.) and then they carried on. then they vaguely heard keanu shout something wot was that? shouted annie get ready we're almost there shouted cat then all of a sudden they were hurtling towards the floor
BANG!!!! annie flew straight into the dumpster and rubbish flew evrywhere hey pizza!! cool!!! said joey and he opened a bok and started eating pizza where are we asked annie as chandler helped her out of the dumpster. we are...somewhere said keanu. you dont know do you said cat also eating pizza. no mam' keanu replied sheepishly.i know where we are said mr s not dancing quite as fast now no one listened well you could have told us you didnt know where you were going before we came here now we're lost stressed kirsty. we are not lost. said keanu we just........alrite we are but can we not blame this on me its cats fault she got us into this. UH!!! NO I DID NOT!!! said cat angrily I know where we are said mr s agen. calm down no need to get stressed.said kirsty soothingly. IM NOT STRESSED said cat IM JUST ANNOYED THAT PEOPLE KEEP BLAMING THESE THINGS ON ME WHEN ITS NOT MY FAULT!!! NOW IF WE HADNT GONE AFTER THAT STUPID CHEESE THEN WE WOULDNT BE IN THIS MESS AND IT WAS ANNIES FAULT CUZ SHE WANTED TO KNOW HU WAS IMPERSONATING KEANU!!! said cat loudly. ME?! shouted annie and then everyone was arguing and shouting and then pheobe (hu had tagged along) shouted over them all STOP STOP!!! look what your doing to chandler!! (chandler had been dancing for the past ten minits) "now i think we should listen to mr s!! said pheobe wen everyone was calm (apart from cat hu was still fuming.) we are in sydney, australia. now duz anyone have any idea where the cheese and voldie woldie and sirius are? he said matter of factly. errr i heard sirius say something about the four broomsticks pub. right follow me said mr s and he danced out of the alleyway with everyone trailing behind him and cat grumbling about how this was a waste of time and how she could be at darrens concert having right fun at that moment
Someone elses turn now....
Extra information -
The Universal Quidditch Squad:
Captain - Cat Vice Captains - Annie and Kirsty
Keeper - Ron
Chaser 1 - Kirsty
Chaser 2 - Joey
Chaser 3 - Darren
Beater 1 - Annie
Beater 2 - Chandler
Seeker - Cat
The Universal Quidditch Cheer Squad - Monica and Ross with The Routine
Keanu, Pheobe, Rachel, Mr S with the dancing and any others.
Twitch Twitch. Mr S was leading the way along a dark alleyway when suddenly he couldnt control himself. He had to dance, he was doing the dancing like in the ozzie film Strictly Ballroom. He had his mouth wide open and was laughing for some reason. Everyone ignored him and so Keanu took over again. Mr S was left to catch up after he had entertained himself enough. Suddenly and loud noise was heard overhead. Everyone looked up ( apart from Mr S hu was havin to much fun) and saw The Fake Keanu flying with darren under his cheesy arm. Catt screamed "DARREN". Kirsty came up to annie and said. "But i fort he was doing a concert?" Annie shrug "yea but wot r u gonna do" in that not interested voice. Catt says we gotta save him. so sulkily, everyone mounts there brooms and slowly flys after a lightening Catt. Catt comes back and says "y r ya flying sooo slow? You were all flying fast wen we had to chase Keanu?" Annie replied "Yea thats cos Keanu is Fit, Darren aint to us"
Catt was fumming ... steam was comin out her ears, nose and shoes! Everyone looks at eachother and decides to quicken there pace. So they all set of again at lightening speed.
They flew for ages but couldnt catch them. "We need a hero to catch them" say Kirsty.
Suddenly Action Man flew up beside them "Action Man the greatest hero of them all" he sung. "You called" he said in that smart sort of voice. "erm yea we need you to catch that fake Keanu and Darren" says Catt. " No probs" he says, "i just need to call for some back-up, wont be a sec". He did a high pitched wistle and suddenly the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were by his side. " Lets go" cried Action Man. "Ill see YOU later" he said to Kirsty, giving her a wink. Kirsty blushed
"Come on then ... we'll be back" and they zoomed off.
Can Action man and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rescue Darren?
