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Kirsty then wakes up and rtelises that the dream was Just A Dream and that shes still happily together with ron. ginny walks up to harry and welcomes him woth a kiss on the cheek. WHEN OH NO HORROR STRIKES a giant lump of flying (jus 4 anni) CHEESE comes crashihng through the door and snifs but yekps oh no theres no hookers here and runs..no wiat FLYS out the door.wen the cheese has gone harry notices something the cheese has left behiind, A ROMAN HAT "wow this is the best present ever! " cries harry and screams thank u afta the giant flyin cheese
Wel, Harry was so happy with his new roman hat that he threw a party and they invited everyone.
Harry quickly invented a flying machine to send the invites to peeps and to pick them up. They r having soo much fun that they dnt notice that they had invited voldemort himself. There was also the giant lump of cheese who was looking stylish wearing his new sunglasses and straw hat, o and cowboy boots
Finally the last guests arive and its a group of wizard hookers the cheese who was bein cool (get it cheese cool lol) when he smells the hookers he turns green..or should i say blue....grows mold..gets angry,,ye.... and jumps on the hookers and they drown....in melted cheese, evry 1 looks down at the poor hookers n graps a spoon n eats the melted cheese
... harry then gets a roman cheese sent to him, but who from?
... Harry gets some roman cheese sent to him from Jonny Depp! He comes through the hole in the wall, that was left by the flying cheese,and winks at kirsty. Kirsty faints into his arms. Kirsty dont no who 2 choose, Ron or Jonny, so she looks at then both. She looks at jonney and he winks at gives a cheeky smile and some cheese, and then she looks at ron and he farts and burps and gives her a wedgie!
Who does she pick ...?
Oh Annie I Cant Believe Youve Pu mt in that dilemma. Kirsty Thinks Long And Hard ANd Cant Decide, she will have them both, she checks the law and it says
'Aslong As One Husband Or Wife Is In Possesion Of A Roman Hat They Can Have As Many Wifes And Husbands As They Want, Or Girlfirends Or Boyfriends'
Kirsty Thinks THAT IT HARRY HAS A ROMAN HAT she runs bak 2 him n asks him is she can buy it, yes he screams jumping up and down.kirsty thinks this is a over reation but doesnt care cos she can have jonny n ron.she goes to join the wave meeting and theres ron with his arm around annie!!!! oh no kirsty throws pumpkin juice at annie and storms out...what happens nxt...
Annie cant believe what she has done but dicides that as kirsty has two bf, it dnt matter if she loses one. Annie runs along to join the wave meeting and invites ron. Kirsty in there sulking with the roman hat on and the cheeses sunglasses which she nicked wen the cheese melted. Annie runs up to her and aplolgises to her and kirsty accepts. Then catt runs in and falls over (just somfin catt wud do) and then ron gives annie a wedgie and annie dunps him. Harry goes up to catt and helps her up, then catt looks into those deep green eyes and melts, and ... erm.. faints into him arms. Then harry asks her out and catt says yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
really loudly aswel. o and quickly!
erm then catt ditches the wave group to go to harrys bedroom and annie and kirsty r very hurt and says she cant b in the wave til she apoligises!
Kirstys Deeply Hurt For Bein Ditched and decided Shes gonna comfort eat sum cheese. Rom comes and apologises for bein a jerk kirsty accepts and gives him a big fat kiss...and this point jonny drops by and says ' hey i am jus about 2 b willy wonka in the new film i really havent got time to be in this one also love you kirsty!! bu bye' gives her a passionate kiss n leaves, kirsty n ron gte bak 2getha n annie ron n kirsty wait for mr s to arive to commence wave meeting...he arrives with his pet cheese.annie recognises that cheese wait a minute its the flying cheese!!!!!!....
