"hello im collecting for the jewish clowns care fund. last year 42 jewish clowns were killed in cold blood...please help us"
err no thanks said cat and closed the door in his face.
when she walked back into the lounge everyone was gone and the window was left open and a note was fluttering where mr s had been sitting and it said been kidnapped by harry brb
cat jumped on hr broom and whizzed out the window.
After flying for what seemed like hours, catt finally saw Harry an a huge bag in the distance.
when she ahd caught up a tad more she shouted out "Oi, Harry get your fat arse down here!!!"
Harry stopped still and turned round on his broom, the bag still left hovering in the air. He swooped down to meet her. "Wot did you say to me " he says. " i said , Oi harry get your fat arse down here!!!"
"I see!" " first ov all my name aint Harry, its .... da da da daaaa ... Voldie Harry Woldie" he said looking v. proud wit himself. "WHAT THE .. bloody hell?" says catt half laughing. "And the second thing, my bottom isnt fat ... its festively plump!" By this time catt had already flown off grabed the bag and was flying back to her hand shaped mansion.
"Harry stop talking to your self, and GET AFTER THEM OU PRAT!" came a horrible and cold voice.
"Oh write, yes master" And off he flew back after Rock'ard Kiwi Catt and the Unbeatable Team!
I really cant be arsed to write so ...
Note: from now on in lyras posts voldie harry woldie wil be referred to as VHW because she cant be bothered to keep writing Voldie harry woldie.
VHW went after them asfast as his broom would go and he was rapidly gaining on the them as mr s popped his head out the top of the bag and started screamingcat looked down and sed what?! and then looked behind and saw VHW zooming towards them with his red eyes and stuf . cat thought oh crap here we go another fight to the death with you-know-who
the cliches have got to stop she said to him enough with the whole im the most powerful man in the world and out with the real feelings please. you really need a shrink you know.
how dare you question the most powerful wizard who ever lived. screamed VHW and fired several different spells at her and the bag. he got the top of mr s's hair wich was still glowing. mr s looked up at his singed hair and you could see the anger take over his face. HOW DARE YOU!!!! AS PUNISHMENT FOR THAT IM GOING TO MAKE YOU WATCH STRICTLY BALLROOM 25 TIMES!!!! he shouted at VHW
oh bumclouds i knewi shouldnt have done that thought VHW to himself
then he flew off and as he went you could hear him shouting I'll get you for this CAT!!!!!!
and thats the end of that chapter said cat and everyone laughed and then they all went home and lived happily ever after.
Note : Annie found a roman hat and married a lot of peeps and lived happily every after in her boot shaped mansion.
