Mr Southan screams like a girl and runs out of the room waveing his hands in the air (also like a girl) o and he runs like Pheobe (friends).
Catt and Harry reappear looking very happy and untidy. Catts hair looks like a bomb hit it!!!
Harry gives catt a passionate kiss and says he has to go and he'll c her later. Catt dont wont him to leave but says ok.
catt apologises to Annie and Kirsty for ditching them and they say thats ok cos they know how much she wanted to be with Harry. They also tell her to brush her hair!
Suddenly, the cheese pounced on on Ron and started to melt ... kirsty has to try and save him ... but how ... ?//
Firstly Kirstys not tlkin 2 annie 4 writin that bout mr southan but jkirsty know what to do! she grabs a sttraw and drinks up the cheese! rons saved and they have a biig kiss! harry runs in and wants 2 kiss cat but she pushes him away cos shes so concerned dfor her very lovely friend kirsty and her sexy sexy bf ron:S//
harry gets annoyed wiv catt cuz shes ignorin him and he asks her if shes ready to commit to a relation ship with him she looks at him with one of those looks that sez "do i look like i give damn about wot ur saying" and he sez fine then be like that i dnt care and walks out of the room crying like a baby
mean while kirsty is having trouble eating all the cheese and annie is having a swim. then mr s comes in and salute the wave members and gives them the mottos
"strength through dicipline, strength through community, strength through action!!"
and every one replys. and then they notice that he has his arm around pheobe and then everyone is happy happy and mr s sez theyre gettin married.
next day
ron smells of cheese and kirsty is in a mood. harry is pleading on his hands and knees for cat to get back wiv him, shes ignorin him.
pheobe walks down the aisle and the priest (father richard seabrook lol)says "if anyone present nos cause or just impediment y these towo should not be joined in holy matrimony you are to declare it" kirsty stands up and sez "no michael i still love u!!!" then jonny depp comes back and sez "but wait uve got a roman hat you can marry him me and ron!!!"
so they all get married and then at the reception orlando bloom comes in and gives cat a passionate kiss and they dissapear for the evenin.//
Annie is soo happy for her friend Kirsty so she runs up to her and gives her a big hug! Kirsty says "but where is Catt?", and Annie says she dont know but she saw orlando bloom come in halfway through the reception so .. "Ohhhh" they both says at the same time. They know where catt is but, they DONT wanna know. Annie is upset cos shes left out but suddenly, Keanu Reeves walks in. He runs up and gives Annie a big kiss. Annie doesnt know what to say. A scream broke out!!!!! The flying cheese was back, this time wit a new pair of sunglasses cos his last pair were nicked! Behind him came Superman, Batman and Robin. O no. They have teemed up wit Voldy. Wot will everyone do.
Kirsty says dont worry, its not really superman, its that guy from "My Hero" and thats not Batman and Robin, thats Del-Boy and Rodney.
Everyone sighs wit relief. The Trotters cant hurt anyone unless Del has a briefcase!
But wait, theres still the cheese. he dont feel v. strong anymore wit 3 nobodys so he fly off and a couple of dead hookers fall out his cheesy pocket Catt is still no where to b seen.
Midnight- Cat Runs In A Large Puffy Dress (which is Strange In Itself) And Shes Only Got One Cheesey Slipper On ( Oh Cum On II couldn�t Say Glass, It Had |To be Original) And She Starts Sweeping Up..Ok Maybe that�s not Good, cos Me And Annie Would Be Ugly Stepsisters So AnyWho Cat Runs In On The Stroke Of Midngith And Is Complaining Incase Orlando don�t know Where She Lives Etc And Annie Says Hey Caters (cinders..caterss�ssh im tryin) why didn�t you give him your mobby numba and cat cries �EUREKA2.�annie complains�hey u dnt smell so fresh yaself (lmfao) n e who � HE HAS GOT MY NUMBA W00T2� and cat goes back to nitting�annie continues to throw out the cheese saying she don�t like it anymore and kirsty plays the flute�. Annie starts singing, when will I se you again..�I really miss keanu he said hed drop round today� annie complains, and kirsty is tryin 2 gess which husband will pop round�. When suddenly theres a knock at the door, who could it be..?
