Mr S is cryin like a baby cuz kirsty is dead and then cat sez to him oh stop cryin u big wuss and gets voldy to bring her back and then cat avada kedavras voldy and their kids and then crucios annie for throwing her husbands out the house and then becomes, like, the next ONE!!! and starts kickin ass.
meanwhile kirsty is happily married to her husbands and annie is having trouble with the harry - babies - keanu situation and thenhermione apparates in and sez how about u go off and live happily with keanu and ill adopt your kids and me and harry can live happily ever after. that works for them so they do that and then everyone is happy happy..
BUT OH NO Horror strikes when the half blood prince attacks the house that cat was supposubly lived in with her husbands. but there is nothing to see in the mist apart from a single figure (the HBP) standing cackling among the ruins of cats house no one knows who it is DO YOU?!
there u go annie carry on....
Catt and her hubands luckly were safe. In the shadows they see a figure, but they cant see his face. Who is it? they wonder. The HBP starts to talk to them.
"i cant tell you who i am ... all i can say is that you are in danger. I am Voldemorts partner and i WILL kill you all. Again, i cant tell you who i am but ..." Catt took out a big torch from her shoe and shone it on his face.
"Sirius!!!" Catt, Annie and Kirsty screems. "But your DEAD!"
Sirius decides to take this oppotunity. "Woooo, im a ghoooooost!" he says while waving his hands about over his head. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The trio look at him a bit freeked out, what the hell is he doing?
Mr S reappears from the tolilet after wiping his eyes and doing his buisness, and see Sirius"woo-ing" and waving his hand in the air. Mr S thought this was a v. girly thing to do so .. bcos hes a bit girly .. he joins in but accdently hits sirius over the head and kncks him out. Sirius falls into the rubble and a whole lot falls ontop of him. Mr S starts Irish dancing ontop of the pile of rubble
Catt, Annie and Kirsty take out some instruments from various places and play along while Mr S continues to dance ...
After a while they decide to stop with the dancing and the playing the instruments so they all went back to kirsty's hand shaped mansion. when they arrived outside the gates there was an eerie feeling in the air like you get at a graveyard.mr s was gettin edgey so cat went to investigate (they sent her cuz she was rock 'ard and wasnt scared of nethin) and when she got to the mansion she found there was a house party goin on (with music provided by her sexy sexy hubby darren hayes) and kirsty's hubbys (minus mr s) were gettin it on with two lap dancers. cat was just standin there starin at the mess evryone woz makin then all of a sudden someone pulled her in thru the doorway and forcin her to drink a quadruple shot of whisky and then she was dancin with orlando and couldnt remember why she was here.
Finally, Annie and Kirsty were invited in to join the party, but Mr S was allowed cos he was too old. They determined that he was too old cos he had a strand of grey hair. Mr S argued to them to let him in but the bouncers just kept pointing to a sign on the wall that read "No Grey Hair Allowed!"
So while the party was happening inside, Mr S entertained himself by Irish Dancing.
Inside - Kirsty nearly fainted when she saw Ron and Jonny getting it on with two lap dancers. She ran up to them and slapped them round the face. She enjoyed that. Annie danced with everyone and Keanu got really jelous so he grabbed Annie round the waist and spun her around and Annie danced with him. Catt was totally pissed and didnt have a clue what was happening. Later that evening, Kirsty and Annie found Catt trying to get it on with a bike! Just proved how pissed she was!
The party went on for ages and everyone was having so much fun until the lights went out. All the girls, and Mr S , who had managed to get in after dying his hair red, screamed. Unfortunally Mr S had dyed his hair ilumenus(sp?) red and the hair could be seen by everyone. It loooked like the hair was floating untl it fell to the floor with a WACK! "Ouch" cried the hair, but of coruse, it wasnt the hair, it was Mr S. Suddenly, someone else appeared ... who was it??
Lyra .. would you like to continue
All the girls had screamed when the lights went out, even cat!! there was someone moving near the window, they could see him from the light coming out of the hair on mr s's hed. then they heard someone laughing hysterically and then they heard someone retching. its was cat throwing up into the bowl of punch. then wen she had finished emptying her stomach she stood bolt upright. her extra keen senses told her that there was someone creeping around the outside of the mansion. we all know that said keanu loudly when she voiced her opinion to the group. then all of a sudden the lights came on and there was someone missing...
who had vanished?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shouted annie keanu had been kidnapped and they had left his sunglasses behind(the ones he wore in the matrix) then they heard a loud rumbling as a motorbike flew past the window with a yellow lump clinging to the seat. annie ran to the window
get back here you bastard!!!!!!! she screamed and when she realised that he wasnt coming back she screamed ill get you for this sirius!!!!
zippy would you like to take over?!
Annie ran to pick up Keanu's sunglasses and fell to the floor crying. Kirsty and Catt comforted her. She knew it was Sirius cos he was the only one with a flying moterbike.
Annie told her friends that she would have to go after Keanu. Kirsty and catt said "were comin with you". They picked up there firebolt 5000 and Mr S climbed on the back of Kirstys. "Bye" they screamed out to the party people, "and no more music playing in my mansion! Ok" shouted Kirsty. " Ok Bye" they screamed back. The trio and Mr S flew out the window. The music was turned on full blast as soon as they were out and the party continued. "Gits" muttered Kirsty. They flew for hours following the yellow blob in the sky. Mr S's hair lighted the way as it was pitch black.
After a while, Mr S got bored and decided to do some Irish Dancing on the back of Kirstys broom He fell off. They didnt bother to fly after him cos they were certain that if they went out one night, thaty were bound to find him again. The hair gave him away. Catt took out her torch from her shoe and tied it to her broom and the trio continued. After a while they realised that the yellow blob that they had been floolwing was in fact the moon.Now what were they supposed to do. They had to find Keanu!
