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FA meeting 1 ~ "FA: The Adventure Begins"
Date: 9/19/99
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
Welcome to Farscape Anonymous, if you feel the shakes of the living death of re-runs
coming, hang in there, we’re here to help.
FA meeting 2 ~ Becoming More...
Date: 9/27/99
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
#1 "Becomes More" by leading this meeting in Testimonial Fashion and coining the
phrase "I am an Addict, I have a habit, and I am quickly
becoming a "pusher."" The FAers also discuss the temporary restraining
order Ben Browder has on #22 for allegedly snurching his swim trunks one day while he was
riding the surf in Sydney which left him "high and dry."
FA meeting 3 ~ Reaching a more Perfect Unity...
Date: 10/5/99
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
Disregarding the advice of #12, the FAers all decide to put on Blue Body Paint #4
purchased over Ebay from someone who snurched it off of the Farscape set at Channel 9.
While #10 got itchy and most of the other FAers had a mild reaction, #1 has delusions of
being Virginia Hey and attempts to join in "Unity" with every FAer in the room.
FA meeting 4 ~ Trials and Celebrations
Date: 10/14/99
Hosted by: In2scifi ~ FA#11
In an attempt to surprise #22 for her birthday, FAers wear Red
and Black PK Uniforms designed by #69 for winter pie
fight use. These outfits are rip and water resistant and can tolerate extreme
temperatures which accounts for the heat stroke all the FAers experience for wearing them.
Members bring #22 a variety of presents ranging from one of Pilot’s arms to a John Crichton Blow
Up Doll. In addition, #22 is cleared of the
temporary restraining order when Aussie detectives find she didn’t actually procure
Ben Browder’s swim trunks.
FA meeting 5 ~ The Envelope Please...
Date: 10/21/99
Hosted by: Ranganathan ~ FA#4
In honor of the FA’s 1 month anniversary, FAers dress in tribal Acquarran digs and
receive a special commemorative Silver Puzzle Ring.
For having "Perfect Attendance" #1, #2, #9, #11, #13, #20, & #21 all receive
P'au shrouds to aid them in their pursuit of "Being More." As a surprise, #1
unveils Photogasmic Disco Lights which flash in
a Photogasmic array of IONIC light.
FA meeting 6 ~ In FA We are not Alone
Date: 10/28/99
Hosted by: Vstar ~ FA#2
#2 presents FA com-badges to the members in order to allow them to be linked together at
all times necessary. The FAers prepare for blissful dancing only to find that the Photogasmic Disco Lights are temporarily burned out
from #44 over-using them. Suddenly, men in white coats burst in and take the red-eyed #2
away in a straight jacket...
FA meeting 7 ~ First Rule of FA is...
Date: 11/4/99
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
#1 arrives wearing a "My Name is Scout" nametag and shouts "The 1st rule of
FA is . . . you do not talk about FA. 2nd rule of FA is . . . YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT
FA!" Despite her delusions of "Farscape Fight Club" FAers quickly realize
that #1 is really just suffering from the "Living Death from lack of FARSCAPE."
In addition, #99 & #77 play potatoes in an effort to figure out who received the honor
of dancing with #22’s JC Blow-Up
Doll. However, in an attempt to keep the helium filled JCBUD down, #99 accidentally gets stuck in DRD glue in a
precarious condition straddling the doll.
FA meeting 8 ~ In the Chairs NOW!
Date: 11/11/99
Hosted by: SunAeryn ~ FA#32
FA#32 attempts to host the meeting nicely but because of the general melee that usually
results at FA meetings she is forced to use her "AERYN VOICE". Because of
the chat party scheduled later on in the day the FAers quickly fall upon the food.
FA meeting 9 ~ A Walk on the Wild Side
Date: 11/18/99
Hosted by: valleyofstags ~ FA#22
FA#22 introduces the FAers to Spike & Mother, tattoo artists, who consent to tattoo
members in exchange for the recipe to MAGIC BROWNIES.
Lady FAers draw for dinner and evening with Prebug Larraq while the Gentlemen FAers draw
for a chance to be with Staanz. Unfortunately, the party is crashed by a cop,
Officer Krupki, in search of an individual involved in dry-cleaning incident, seen leaving
with a 'tattered Blow-Up Doll'. Under the
influence of the Photogasmic Disco Lights,
Officer Krupki turns out to be quite a party-guy and being the only one entering the
Gentlemen's draw, wins the date with Staanz.
FA meeting 10 ~ Surf 'n 'Scape
Date: 11/25/99
Hosted by: Kuliana ~ FA#6
FA#6 sets up doors to instantly transport the FAers to O'ahu, Hawaii for a HUGE
Thanksgiving Buffet and a Luau, including POI however, FA#44 is the only brave soul to
attempt the poi. FAers disport themselves in the waves and on the beach. They
returned relaxed and with lovely tans arousing interest & suspicion on the Board..
FA meeting 11 ~ Mellow Jell-O
Date: 12/2/99
Hosted by: Cinabar ~ FA#13
FA meets two new members and settles down to watch all the episodes to date with plenty of
BLUE JELL-O(rumoured to be RASPBERRY)
FA meeting 12 ~ The Greatest Farscape Story ever...
Date: 12/10/99
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
FA#11 recites the Greatest Story ever told with a few familiar names in it
FA meeting 13 ~ 'Tis the Season for Farscape
Date: 12/16/99
Hosted by: Zy ~ FA#99
FA#99 organizes a riotous Christmas Party and pairs off the FAers to exchange gifts, play
games and eat tons of food
FA meeting 14 ~ 1, 2, 3... Drink!
Date: 12/23/99
Hosted by: smushybutt ~ FA#7
FA#14, initially nervous, soon settles down (under the influence of a 'tap' from FA#1) to
conducting the meeting and introduces the FAers to BOOPA
JUICE. Because of the BOOPA's potency, FAers begin acting insane
immediately (instead of the usual few microns wait)
FA meeting 15 ~ For Auld Lang Scape
Date: 12/30/99
Hosted by: ArtistStudio ~ FA#28
FAers gather in the CHARACTER NULL VOID COFFEESHOP for piefights and a heated
discussion of Y2K by FA#58 & FA#8. FA#28 calls out for new members, shows off
his new 'DOG COLLAR' and makes mysterious references
to a 'forfeit' if 100 members is reached.
FA meeting 16 ~ One more Day till....
Date: 1/6/2000
Hosted by: violettefrost ~ FA#44
As FA#44 begins the meeting, FA#PCR95-02, FA# 110% and FA#8 rush in late loaded with pies.
FA#44 announces ONLY 1 MORE DAY to new 'Nerve' episode! Scapers go crazy and
start doing the 'Happy Dance' but FA#PCR95-02 cannot resist pieing everyone. FA#1
& FA#7 arrive to a HUGE mess, pull out the hoses and begin hosing down the FAers.
FA meeting 17 ~ Phantoms and (Ice) Screams
Date: 1/13/2000
Hosted by: brothermoser ~ FA#8
While FA#8 is conducting the meeting, the lights go out, The PHANTOM
OF FARSCAPE is heard and FA#8 mysteriously disappears. Suddenly the
sprinklers begin spraying root beer and vanilla ice cream flies out of hidden tubes in the
walls
FA meeting 18 ~ Save The Truth!!
Date: 1/20/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
Confused by the absence of a member to conduct the meeting, the FAers try to find FA#1.
They IM her but no response... When they phone her she responds with
"Beware...The...Chair!!!" With this ominous warning ringing in their ears,
the FAers band together to SAVE THE TRUTH!!! In the meantime FA#1 has been placed in
THE AURORA CHAIR by her well-meaning roommates...Can the FAers get there in time to
prevent FA from being exposed?!!
FA meeting 19 ~ Another Scaper in the Ranks
Date: 1/27/2000
Hosted by: ButchCrichton ~ FA#65
FA#65 introduces the FA to FA#65 1/4. In honour of his NEW DAD status the FAers seat
FA#65 in a chair and begin unloading pies and coolers of Ras'lack on him.
FA meeting 20 ~ Dances, Trances and Chain Reactions
Date: 2/3/2000
Hosted by: amsbar ~ FA#21
Pumped up by the Season Finale, the FAers show ominous signs of rioting, FA#21 tries to
placate the crowd but an appearance by her alter-ego FA#21.25 creates havoc, especially
since FA#21.25 has all the eps on tape(commercial free!). FA#7 falls into HAMSTER
TRANCE and begins dancing & FA#'s 25, 47, and 13 join her. FA#21 tosses her
dissertation, everyone gets their Kleenex boxes and settles down for their very own CHAIN
REACTION.
FA meeting 21 ~ Troopers and Bloopers
Date: 2/10/2000
Hosted by: jedikatie ~ FA#70
FA#70 announces a special surprise from FA#41 & FA#39. Because of a casual
remark about 'AGENTS DYING' a fracas ensues which is quelled by high-volume blasting of
Barney. The surprise turns out to be the BLOOPER TAPE and the CUT SCENES including
what REALLY HAPPENED in the commercial break on A Human Reaction. Needless to say
the FAers stampede FA#41 & FA#39...
FA meeting 22 ~ Pie Wars ~ The Scaper Menace
Date: 2/17/2000
Hosted by: gargoyle994 ~ FA#33
Looking for FA#33 the FAer notice a winged statue with a tape player in the corner.
The tape begins playing and FA#33 emerges from the statue. The FA is paid a visit by
a Shadowy figure which may or may not be Michael Stackpole. But before genetic
verification can be made, FA#1134 blasts a hole in the wall and immediately goes on a PIE
spree. FA#33 retaliates, using Pies supplied by the PI-OMEGA.
FA meeting 23 ~
Date: 2/24/2000
Hosted by: Goody334 ~ FA#3
FA#3 announces several discussion groups led by FA members, the topics range from 'Chiana
and the rage of message board Hormones' led by FA#28 to 'Born to run' led by FA#65 &
FA#74
FA meeting 24 ~ Purging the Geek...
Date: 3/2/2000
Hosted by: TickTick ~ FA#Pi(3.14159)
As PREVENTATIVE THERAPY for Scapercon and to separate the GEEK from the SCIFI fan, FA#Pi
hauls out a box of COSTUMES. The Scapers then proceed to dress up as their fave
characters
FA meeting 25 ~ Moments of Truth
Date: 3/9/2000
Hosted by: Dabee ~ FA#52
FA#52 calls the meeting to order using the new cobalt-blue GAVEL FA#33 provided. She
reminds the FAers that FA#1 is on the 'TRUTH TOUR' and relates a sighting which sounds
suspiciously like the 'TRUTH'. FA#52 then calls on the FA to relate their MOMENT OF
TRUTH
FA meeting 26 ~ And the Award Goes to...
Date: 3/16/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
To commemorate the 6 month anniversary of Farscape Anonymous, THE DOUBLE SUPER SECRET
POWERS THAT BE(TDSSPTB) issue awards to all the members including HIGH ATTENDANCE, charter
members, COUNTDOWN GODDESS, All-star FA Band leader, SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU, Secret's in
the ______ and many more
FA meeting 27 ~ One Scaper's Junk...
(don't be confused by the title of #26 it really is 27)
Date: 3/23/2000
Hosted by: CM_PKs ~ FA#15
FA#15 brings the Antiques Roadshow to appraise various items owned by
FAers. However, this appraisal is not for money but merely to establish bragging
rights.
FA meeting 28 ~ Meet FA in St. Louis
Date: 3/30/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
FA#1 proclaims FA's support for Scapercon2000 and informs the FAers of the PROCUREMENT
party and games that will be played at the first ever RL FA meeting!! FA#1 reminds
all the scapers to bring something to snurch<cough> procure.
FA meeting 29 ~ After These Messages...
Date: 4/6/2000
Hosted by: BayouCat ~ FA#53
The FAers discuss the commercials during Farscape and FA#53 asks the FAers to give THEIR
ideas for good commercials during Farscape
FA meeting 30 ~ Following the Leaders
Date: 4/12/2000
Hosted by: ash2 ~ FA#11.1
FA#111 is initiated into the ANCIENTS after a test of his FARSCAPE knowledge. As
further proof of his addiction FA#111 whips out his levitating throne. In honour of
his new status and to show his ANCIENT roots, FA#111 changes his # to 11.1
FA meeting 31 ~ Cure, not Fuel
Date: 4/20/2000
Hosted by: In2_Truthseekrs
The FAers review a new addiction-curbing device consisting of videotaped footage of
FA#100. Disaster strikes when the tape turns out to be a copy of LEXX. FA#1
struggles with the VCR and finally the correct tape is inserted. After several arns
of boring footage the FAers discover FA#100 has been sneaking Farscape in her bathroom.
They then bring out a surprise birthday cake and sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MOU...er...FA#100
FA meeting 32 ~ Field Trip!
Date: 4/27/2000
Hosted by: KaraS ~ FA#E=MC2
FA meets on a COMMERCE PLANET to get that TRUE Farscape feel. FA#E=MC2 reserves
plenty of space in a restaurant and ensures a magnificent spread.
FA meeting 33 ~ Tell me about your Mother...
Date: 5/4/2000
Hosted by: Rastoid ~ FA#16
FA#16 hands out OBSESSIVE/ADDICTIVE SCAPER HEALTH SURVEYS, and intros therapeutic stations
to help with NEW EP DROUGHT. The stations include such therapy as MUSIC, FANFIC,
"SMILE", EP REVIEW BOARD, "ASK FA#44", SAGE WISDOM & LIQUID
REFRESHMENT and are coordinated by various FAers
FA meeting 34 ~ "Show you care, Call now"
Date: 5/11/2000
Hosted by: OboeCrazy ~ FA#10.5
FA#10.5 announces the GREAT SPONSOR A MINOR CHARACTER-ATHON. FAers immediately begin
digging in their pockets and bidding on various <thud>licious characters.
Larraq and Gilina are a HUGE attraction but Stark and ORICAN hold their own
FA meeting 35 ~ Filks and Fun
Date: 5/19/2000
Hosted by: scifigrrl ~ FA#36
Even tho the meeting is late due to unforseeable tech problems, the FAers enjoy a
wonderful singalong "Give PEAS a CHANCE....."
FA meeting 36 ~
Date: 5/25/2000
Hosted by: Raven__Kat ~ FA#1013
FA#1013 conducts the meeting in her new PK formal uniform and commando face-tattoo.
She declares the Buffet open and announces IV doses of FA and new STRAIGHTJACKETS with an
IASA logo on them.
FA meeting 37 ~ Sand, Sun and Sundreams
Date: 6/1/2000
Hosted by: Neyephe ~ FA#3884
FA#3884 takes the FAers to the Beach for fun-in-the-sun. A spirited game of
volleyball ensues but FA#3884 is knocked unconscious by a ball to the head. Whilst
unconscious, FA#3884 has rather strange vision involving an empty FA room, Scorpy, PKs and
the delicious JC but wakens to find it all a THINGFROMHERDREAM
FA meeting 38 ~ I need more Light!!
Date: 6/8/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
The FAers discuss FA#1's recent absence and attribute it to her collection of LITTLE
JOHNS. Suddenly, FA#1 appears and demands more light!! FAers discover her
secret, FA#1 has been using T'RALTIXX' invisibility button...
FA meeting 39 ~ Desperate Scapers driven to Desperate ends...
Date: 6/15/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
Only 2 days remaining to new Farscape Eps the FAers grow desperate and play DVDs backward
to find out what Aeryn REALLY said to John's Dad in 'A Human Reaction'
FA meeting 40 ~ Travelling with Pilot
Date: 6/22/2000
Hosted by: LadyJade(now artickat) ~ FA#43
FA#43 loads the FAers onto a Safari(bus) and bring them to the Caribbean. Whilst
there they meet a special Guest, PILOT!! who just happens to be vacationing there.
FA meeting 41 ~ The Great New York Es-Scape-ade
Date: 6/29/2000
Hosted by: Banc ~ FA#1701
To celebrate the Anniversary of the Nation's Freedom, FA#1701 takes the FAers on a field
trip to New York resulting in snurching, police chases and the usual insanity
FA meeting 42 ~ Happiness is...
Date: 7/6/2000
Hosted by: ch1pper ~ FA#777
Needing a dose of happiness to ease the pain of FS drought, FA#777 takes FAers for a visit
to Yellow Moya. Needless to say hilarious exploits ensue
FA meeting 43 ~ Scape-ivor
Date: 7/13/2000
Hosted by: Mouse2000 ~ FA#100
FA#100 and the FAers take a Cruise ship to an Island to play their own version of
SURVIVOR. FA#100 divides them into 4 teams with one team heading for the CROUTON
CRICHTON CLIFFS, another to the DEVILISH DELVIAN DUNES, the third onto the SULTRY SEBACEAN
SANDS and the fourth into the LUXAN LOVE FOREST. Unfortunately for FA#100, she is
the only one unanimously voted OFF the Island
FA meeting 44 ~ Scooby Gang
Date: 7/20/2000
Hosted by: Grackene ~ FA#62
FA#62 starts with THREE STOOGES impersonations and things go crazier from there...
FA meeting 45 ~ Who will be Saved!!
Date: 7/27/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
FAers arrive at the WITHDRAWAL CLINIC to find the doors locked and a tent set up outside
with FARSCAPE FANS for everyone. FA#1701 pulls out a vial and tests his
compatibility with a willing FA#777. FAers film the event for posterity(blackmail).
FA#40 suddenly needs to use the Port-a-Let and FAers notice him bringing along a certain
picture. In their eagerness to record everything, the FAers accidentally knock over
the Port-a-Let but no injuries result. FA#1 holds a revival meeting and discusses
the 3 THINGS "Fornication, Inebriation, and Adulation” that will keep Crichton
on the planet and keep FAers where they are. She instructs the FAers to pick up
their hymnals and leads the FAers in song
First ever RL FA meeting!!! Held at SCAPERCON
2000!!
Date: 8/5/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
Pics and notes coming soon!!
FA meeting & Tribe TOGA party!! ~ Here comes the Bride...
Date: 8/10/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
FA#1 holds a Toga Party in celebration of In2scifi & Dr.Teeth1999 nuptials
FA meeting 47 ~
Date: 8/17/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
FA#777 makes a special announcement about the Pic Caption Contest and FA#816 is the
FEATURED FA MEMBER OF THE WEEK. FA#1 strolls in with her pet Jeremiah Crichton
Tribble Beard on a leash and announces the UT's first ever WESTMINISTER VORC SHOW
with FAers pets being judged on Bark, Bite, Weight, Size, Grooming, Obedience,
Intelligence & Stamina
FA meeting 48 ~ Time and Truth
Date: 8/26/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
An Ancient FA#1 creaks in and regales the FAers with a tale of time travel,
horrific encounters with Scorpio, the disappearance of the Withdrawal Clinic and
a locket. The FAers deduce that when FA#1 hit 88mph in Green Lightning she
must have traveled into the past and that the Clinic is hidden in Mist from the Mystery
Machine.
FA meeting 49 ~ *GONG*
Date: 8/31/2000
Hosted by: truthseekr ~ FA#1
Miss Bettina Fairchild hosts and stars in a GONG Show! With special guests Gloria Gaynor,
Suzanne Sommers, Gavin MacLeod & Anson Williams. Acts include The Unknown Comic;
Gene Gene The Dancing Machine; A T'raltixx wannabe and other FAers braving the TROUT
FA meeting 50 ~ Is that your Final Answer?
Date: 9/7/2000
Hosted by: augra ~ FA#20/20
FA#20/20 herds the FAers into the auditorium and unveils Farscape Family Feud!!
The Farscape team and the Star Wars team face off with trivia
concerning Rygel's favorite foods...
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