Gather together the following items: glue, measuring tape, silver duct tape, THUDlicious picture of JC, astronaut blow-up doll, Insignias...

WARNING: avoid prolonged viewing of the JC pic, remaining conscious is essential to finishing the doll!!

lay out doll....no!! not lay on!! <shakes head> Make sure the doll is deflated or...<!POP!> SEE that's what happens ... here use the duct tape... always works...good as new!!

OK got the doll flat now measure the faceplate to ensure optimum fit for the picture.

Now measure the picture...Careful..careful...don't look! <thud> oh great...smelling salts time...

Resize pic if doesn't fit...cut into circle the same size as faceplate.

Apply lotsa glue to back of pic (to make sure John never loses face) and insignias

BE CAREFUL when you put that glue away...remember what happened to FA#99 in meeting 7.....

Give JC time to dry and...Live out your wildest dreams!!