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Addiction List ranganathan
FA #4
noun - the official listing of behaviors or actions, real or imagined, which characterize dependance upon the television show Farscape. syn: Symptom list or YNYATFSW...
Becoming More truthseekr
FA#1
Origin: Farscape Premiere Episode
Because of the shivers sent down a scaper's spine when hearing the words "You can be more", Becoming More has become the Holy Grail of all Scapers.� There has been many a discussion of how to reach this state and many a method tried.
Blue Body Paint truthseekr
FA#1
Origin: First procured by #1 in an effort to be more like Zhann in FA Meeting#3
Side Effects: While some have a noticeable itchy rash reaction, #1 and nameless others claim a divine photogasmic experience which causes the wearer to want to join in unity with any being nearby
Boopa Juice smushybutt
FA#14
Brought by FA#14 at FA meeting#14
The 'result' of making 'Punch O' Doom'...The brown syrupy liquid left at the bottom of the punch bin.� Used in Boopa shooters, pina coladas, etc..
Side Effects:� Because of its potency, one Boopa shooter is the equivalent to drinking several glasses of POD.� Several FAers reported feeling effects within a few microts.�
Where did she snurch THOSE from?Calvins The mythic goal of all John Crichton Addicts, more revered than the Shroud of Turin. � Due to the fantastical value and Bragging Rights therein there have been many attempts to pass off a fraud as the real thing, once even in FA meeting #27!!!
Claude
(Full name: TiClaude, "Little Gator")
Banc
FA#1701
A small, sometimes ferocious gator with a dangerous sense of humour and a larcenous soul. Claude tricked Banc into "adopting" him through the liberal use of Talisker and carrot cake. Always tricky, subtle and dangerous, TiClaude is to be avoided at all costs, as his appearance usually presages embarassment, humiliation and sometimes teethmarks for SOMEONE. Claude CAN however be bribed with his favorite food: Girl Scouts. Claude featured prominently in the Great NY Es-Scape-ade meeting #41
Pet Peeve: HATES being called by the wrong name!
countdown violettefrost
FA#44
The Number of Days before a NEW EP airs.� This Countdown is especially helpful and comforting to the FAers in combating fears of NO new eps EVER (Oh my Goodness AHHHHH)
������ dog collar
�� FA#28 wearing Dog Collar to show fealty to Raven Haired Goddess
artiststudio
FA#28
Origin: off-hand comment by Claudia Black in chat, "How do you look in a collar?"
Usage: Worn by sycophants of the Raven Haired Goddess to symbolize their abject devotion, the collar signifies loyalty and a certain amount of literal minded silliness.
First documented collaring resulted from a wager between FA#28 & FA#1 in FA meeting #15
fanfic ceallaig, FA#61
kitsah, FA#129
As a stopgap measure in dealing with the Living Death of Farscape Reruns, FAers can never get too much fanfic. � There is one unfortunate side effect:� One can be transformed into a rabid Fic Monster...
ficlet
*new*
unohoo
ficletini
*new*
unohoo
Farscape1 Big Wheel truthseekr
FA#1
In a fit of FS rerun madness, FA#1 refitted her Big Wheel to resemble the Farscape One.� She can often be seen wheeling around the meetings shouting "Canaveral!! Canaveral!!"
FA straight jacket Vstar
FA#2
Restraining device used by those who do not understand the Farscape addiction (men in white coats) to control Farscape addicts suffering from FS withdrawal. The worst thing about the jacket is with your arms are tied behind your back it is impossible to use the remote to play your Farscape tapes on the VCR. This would also qualify the jacket to be considered a torture device by any FA member. As such, the jacket is only used by those who do not "get" Farscape and never would a FA member ever use the jacket on another(except in those dire occasions where injury threatens)
kara-TEY TickTick
FA#Pi
Origin: An episode of "Friends"
Usage: (1) form of exercise for those suffering from "certain physical" frustrations. (2) Also used for self defense, in that one can cause uncontrollable laughter in the enemy and have time to run away. (3) Good workout for FA members, in that several dojos have sprung up across the US
JCBUD ~ John Crichton Blow Up Doll...A Scapers Best FriendJCBUD
"John Crichton
Blow Up Doll"
valleyofstags
FA#22
Origin: A birthday party was given for FA#22 at FA Meeting #4
FA#22 wanted a certain Rocket Jockey to leap out of her cake. As that couldn't be arranged FA#1 got her a inflatable Rocket Jockey instead. JCBUD (John Crichton Blow Up Doll) has been FA#22's constant companion ever since.
Side note: JCBUD arrived at FA#22's house IRL some time later. He is two feet tall covered with Farscape insignia and has our favorite rockey jockey's face on his visor.
Living Death of Re-Runs Induced in Scapers by having no new Farscape eps and being forced to subside on FA re-runs
Magic Brownies aka: "LOVE BROWNIES OF DOOM" or "BROWNIES OF LUV" TickTick
FA#Pi
The snack of choice at any proper Scaper function.
Ingredients: Brownie mix, PUNCH OF DOOM, and a little Elven Magic baked in an EZ Bake oven.
Side effects: very addictive; hallucinations of superheroism in some, and, during meteor showers, amazing growth spurts in rambunctious elves. SMALL BITES, PLEASE!
P'au Shroud Ranganathan
FA#4
At FA meeting #5 and in honor of their Perfect Attendance at FA meetings, FA#4 awarded FA #1, FA #2, FA #9, FA #11, FA #13, FA #20, FA #21 with these P'au Shrouds to aid in their continuing quest to 'Be More'
phantom brothermoser
FA#8
Ghostly presence haunting the BBoard which made a VOICE APPEARANCE at FA meeting #17.� It has been said that FA#8 IS the PHANTOM but some FAers are still wondering...
Photgasmic Disco BallPhotogasmic Disco Lights truthseekr
FA#1
Origin: Installed on the dance for the withdrawal clinic at FA Meeting #5
Consists of Rainbow lasers which flash IONIC light in a PHOTOGASMIC array.
Side Effects: Known to produce the Scapey "Zhann effect" (especially when combined with Blue Body Paint) and often causes FA members to be more "unified."
pie fights DelvianPrince(Pieboy)
FA#PCR95-02
Aided by his partners in crime FA#110% & FA#8, FA#PCR95-02 is the main instigator of Pie-Flying Free-for-alls. � As a defuser of tense situations the pie fight never fails.� No BBoard party is complete with a pie fight going on in the background and FAers always feel ready for a good Pieing.� Also, when words can't express the feeling of happiness a pie Always fills the bill!!
PK Uniform venomsoup
FA#69
The PK uniforms first appeared at FA meeting #4.� FA#69 originally designed them for winter pie fights with double lining, rip and water resistant materials.� However, when they were unveiled and worn during the 88 degree summer weather the FAers were in danger of succumbing to the actual Living Death of Heat.� Yet, even the heat and sweat didn't diminish the utter PK coolness exuded by the outfits..or... was that an odor of a different kind...
Pulse Rifle Supersoaker SunAeryn
FA#32
Constructed by FA#23 and painted black (but he wasn't addicted...) the Pulse Rifle SuperSoaker soon made its way into the hands of one tough PK FA#32 (or so she tells the FAers).� In her effort to become the ultimate PK, FA#32 is always searching for a Terran replacement for tannot root with sometimes disastrous results...
Punch-O-Doom In2Scifi
FA#11
The recipe for this Most powerful of Punches is one of the most closely guarded secrets on the BBoard. � Because of its incredibly concentrated power (O'Doom) POD is usually dispensed in small doses or diluted into the Infamous Magic Brownies...
����� Puzzle Ring
��� Puzzle Ring
Air-n-Sun
FA#50
Given to everyone attending FA meeting #5 to commemorate FA's fifth meeting and to help FAers remember Farscape wherever they be. � When members join FA they are automatically issued a puzzle ring. Members swear it brings them Luck and at least one member has used it to escape PK(aka COPS) custody. Has also been referred to as "twisty pieces of metal that fit together"
raven haired goddess
����� The Raven Haired Goddess otherwise known as Claudia Black
leaped FA#40
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SWORDandMUG FA110%
Ancient term reverently bestowed to our beloved Claudia Black.
RHG Syndrome: Malady inflicting large numbers of male (NOT limited to the male of the species) Farscape enthusiasts. Symptoms include sweating, heavy respiration, wobbly knees, and a curious, rhythmic, "tic" associated with the eyebrows. Presently No known cure exists because No-one wants a cure (go figure)!! Temporary relief can be found by immersion in ICY COLD WATER whilst humming K-K-K-K-K-LAUD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-IA through chattering teeth...
Scooby Gang Mouse2000
FA#100
Origin: BBoard parties with Punch & Brownies-O-Doom which led to strange adventures in time travel and altered states searching for the "PHANTOM" including FA meeting #17
shipper
aka: "relationshipper"
BeccaStar
FA#22684
Fans that come in all flavors and are fanatical about monitoring, analyzing, speculating about, and/or writing fic about a romantic relationship between two more more characters, whether unrealized or onscreen. While many FAers are "shippers," the biggest Farscape shipper community is that of John/Aeryn "shippers."
swim trunks valleyofstags
FA#22
FA#22 was accused of stealing BB's swim trunks from him while he was surfing. A restraining order was issued. FA#22 was later cleared of all charges and the restraining order lifted.� Mysteriously, FA#22 received an anonymous gift of a pair of "used" swim trunks shortly thereafter

Toerl
Toerl

farx
FA#451
Origin: created by typofaeries at hands of Chaoswar in chat (tho some heretics claim it originated in The Hitchhiker's Guide), The TOERL is essential to any FA party to clean PIE off faces, dry off after WATER FIGHTS and clean-up the general messes that usually occur at FA meetings.

(pic of toerl snurched from WCSM page)

TV IV Raven__Kat
FA#1013
First introduced by FA#1013 at FA meeting #36. � To bring temporary and instant relief from the LIVING DEATH of FARSCAPE RE-RUNS, FAers can use this handy IV to connect directly with a TV playing FARSCAPE
Withdrawal Clinic
Yellow Moya ch1pper
FA#777
Origin: FA#777 brought FAers up to YM for FA meeting #42
Side Effects: While a short-term exposure can be refreshing to the soul and hilariously uplifting, a longer exposure may cause extreme chipperness

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