Snurch, sorry....Procure, a shiny spinning disco ball from the nearest dance hall

Buy out stock of lights from hardware stores in town
If FA#44 is coming over, buy out stores in the surrounding towns as well...

Procure a generator or two to ensure uninterrupted Photogasmic Dancing (in case of a power outage ... also helpful in keeping those multiple VCRs taping)

Arrange lights in concentric circles covering your ceiling

Hang ball from middle

Fasten extension cords to walls with Shiny silver Duct Tape to achieve a kewl shiny, snaky effect
functional and artistic!!

Apply Blue Body Paint to achieve full Photogasmic effect

BOOGIE OR DIE!!!

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