 |
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
 |
|
Football Links |
|
Click on the page name (all links open a new browser window): Israeli Chelsea Supporters Club - including a great forum!DOWNLOAD IT HERE! ****** Fowler snorting the line! *** *** Here's those links for that Top Gear clip where they try and destroy a Toyota Hilux (not very footie - but a great crack!): Click here for Narrow Band (quality is poor) Click here for Broad Band (not that broad) Best Football Quotes ever - including this one: "Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it" - Ron Atkinson The Sun - if it's in The Sun, it must be true! Essential Football Songs - my favorite is on the
right |
(To the tune of "You are my sunshine") You are a scouser - a dirty scouser! |
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan?
A: A dope carrier.
Q: How many Man U supporters does it take to stop a moving Bus?
A: Never enough.
Q: What do you call a Mancunian with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
cfc2afc1 Chelsea Chelski Chelsea FC Homer Simpson Football Elvis Homer Elvis Pinky Brain Pinky & Brain CFC Chelsea Supporter Elvis is the massiah Elvis and the bible Elvis and food Chelsea Roman Morinho top tips tips the brain simpsons Chelsea2Arsenal1 cfc2afc1 Chelsea 2 Arsenal 1 ChelseaFC2 ArsenalFC1 Chelsea FC 2 Arsenal FC 1 ChelseaFC2ArsenalFC1