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| December 21st, 2005: A picture says 1,000 words... | |||
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| December 8th, 2005: Hamman had it coming says Chopper! | |||
| Classic quote from Chopper Harris today - Hamman had it coming: “Essien’s wasn’t a good tackle and he needs to cut that out. But Hamann did an absolute shocker against Norwich. “That was just as bad. If you live by the sword you die by it.” I have only one thing to say to the scoucers.... "Are you Arsenal in disguise!"... folks say WE are boring! |
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| November 17th, 2005: Sky's the limit! | |||
| My beautiful baby daughter Sky was born - Yippee!!!!
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| October 26th, 2005: We still haven't lost! | |||
| I take heart and pride at our performance against Liverpool's only real team (Crystal
Palace - ha ha - ed.). We have been
destroying our opponents recently and this was no dip in form. We had to drop points at some points, but we played, we
pressured and we had chances.... Come on you blues! BTW - Welcome back Bridge! |
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| October 9th, 2005: Buy British 4 England Manager! | |||
| 6-2-1 ... This was Sven's master plan. Let's hang on by our fingernails against cheap
opposition! Thank the lord for Lumpy, the only man playing on the pathetic, shapeless and apathetic national team! Sven must be doing the job just for the cash! Peter Crouch - forget the fact that he was even picked having failed to score a single goal this season, but lone striker with no wide men on the field! HELLO! What's the point of having an arial target man with no-one available to cross a f&^king ball. I've seen enough. I DEMAND A BRITISH MANAGER FOR ENGLAND MANAGER! Someone who can show English fight and passion. "Big" Sam or Alan Curbishley would head my list! TIME TO TAKE ACTION BOYS! On my forum there is an electronic petition demanding the end of Sven! Sign now and I will ensure that it get delivered. Click here to sign now! |
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| October 6th, 2005: Hurricane Drogba! | |||
| Who let the Drogs out? Who? Who? Who who? I got this gem of an article in my mail box: Residents of Liverpool are today facing the clean up operation following the devastation wreaked by Hurricane Drogba on Sunday. The Anfield area bore the brunt of Hurricane Drogba, which hit at 4pm local time, causing the greatest home damage since 1969. Tens of thousands of plastic scousers decided to evacuate early. A police spokesman said "Normally, you would expect people to remain calm for 90 minutes, but panic set in, and people were soon in tears. The roads out of Anfield were gridlocked only 70 minutes after Hurricane Drogba first appeared, and the roads to Cornwall, Dorset and Hertfordshire were at a standstill." Local firms were left devastated. Rafael Benitez, mayor of Anfield, looked shellshocked. "The force of Hurricane Drogba completely destroyed all our long distance communications, which we rely heavily upon. The Crouch radio mast may never be operational again". When dawn broke over the Anfield area this morning, thousands of homes were boarded up, with doors and roofs missing, and all you could hear was the sound of car alarms. Although local police advise this is nothing new. Mrs Hyypia of Helsinki is particularly worried about her son Sami, who was last seen whirling round and round in the wake of Hurricane Drogba, and he hasn't been seen since. A telephone hotline has been set up for those worried about relatives. The number is 0800 14 14 14. (LOL - ed.) |
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| September 25th, 2005: Deported for not knowing the Chelsea team! | |||
| Stories broke last week in the Israeli press of a guy deported from England for not knowing the
Chelsea team! The story goes that the British Passport control asked him why he was coming to England and why for only one weekend. He hummed and herred a bit and said he wanted to do some sightseeing and watch the Chelsea Arsenal game. So they asked him to name the Chelsea team. He said he couldn't. So they asked him to name the Arsenal team. He said he could name one - Henry. So they asked him to name Arsenal's ground. He answered Wembley. They said Wembley was knocked down 5 years ago, so p@ss off and put him the first plane back. (ha!) Anyways, there's been a lot of talk of runaway leaders. Just remember, this time last year we were 10 points behind Arsenal! |
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| August 28th, 2005: Jose's Multi-Coloured Overcoat | |||
| My old man passed this song on to me - you HAVE TO check it out.. Jose's Multi-Coloured Overcoat - click here! |
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| August 23rd, 2005: One man went to blog... | |||
| What's the difference between Evil Knievel and Highbury? One is full of cunning stunts and the other is full of stunning c.... |
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| August 22nd, 2005: Priceless | |||
 Substitutes bench: £70 million...New Chelsea Kit: £35.... Seeing ARSEn Whinger's face: F@#KING PRICELESS!!! |
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| August 9th, 2005: Jose sticks it to Whinger | |||
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| August 3rd, 2005: Poll on the rocks | |||
 My crusade against that biased cheat Graham "I hate Chelsea" Poll took an unexpected turn today.
According to the always accurate "The Sun" - Graham Poll is being probed by the FA for going on a booze binge and clambering
over cars, drunk. Let's hope he get the sack - sad cheaty b(*&ard
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| August 2nd, 2005: Let's get ready for AR$Enal | |||
| OK lads! Community Shield on Sunday pits us against Arseh@le Whinger's Arse n' hole. So.
clear your throats and sing along to the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland... There's only one Arsene Wenger One Arsene Wenger With a packet of sweets And a cheeky smile Wenger is a f@#king paedophile |
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| August 1st, 2005: A lot to get through | |||
| Lot's of stuff the get through. Firstly, I read this very fair report on the Milan game last night
on CFC-Net: "The first most noticeable thing was the terrible pitch. It is easy to make jest of the international image of our American friends and I don’t mean to patronise, but you would have expected them to realise you have to cut the grass and water the pitch. It is pretty basic that if you want fast, slick football you need to cut the grass and it not to be dead." Next up - Essien. I saw a mail saying that it was like a big game of Poker. Fairly even - we want him, but don't need him. They know we have cash but he will devalue. We don't want him to go to another EPL side etc etc etc - let's just get on with it. It's obvious they want a good deal - let's give 'em Geremi, Jirosjoke and some dosh and Roman can use them as another feeder club like PSV Eindhoven. Lastly, Drogs may have been a dog last season, but credit due - good game last night! |
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| July 28th, 2005: A good Manure site???? | |||
| Have I gone completely mad?!?#$@#$ ... maybe? Most Manure sites offer the same old, same old.
But this one is a hoot: (thanks Doug!) http://spaces.msn.com/members/ManchesterBuccaneers/ |
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| July 26th, 2005: England's 12th Man... let us down! | |||
| Even our 12th man let us down :( ...Next time.... |
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| July 24th, 2005: England's 12th Man! | |||
| If "The Kop" is the scousers' 12th man then the weather is English cricket's 12th man. .... Anyway - a draw is a fair result! |
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| July 6th, 2005: Two important pics! | |||
On the left is the new Chelsea kit - very smart other than what looks like a pathetic attempt
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| June 8th, 2005: I'm back! | |||
Been out of it a while - lot's to catch up on. 1st - the
Robbie Fowler clip is back (see Footie
Links). Mr. Poll - you are by no means forgotten you biased cheating w@#ker! |
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| May 19th, 2005: Graham Poll & Et'o | |||
Firstly, I am disturbed that the Telegraph have credited Poll with the best refereeing performance
of the season. I will not let this lie - I have all summer to plot and scheme, so watch this space. |
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| May 13th, 2005: Graham Poll hates Chelsea! | |||
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| May 10th, 2005: (Technical disaster) | |||
The Robbie Fowler clip is down! I am trying to compress the file so you guys can get it directly
from me, but for now no joy :( |
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| May 8th, 2005: (Still feels soooo sooo good) | |||
Firstly, if you haven't see the Top Gear clip where they fail to kill a Hilux then see below. It still feels soooo good to be Champions. I fear we may attract disgruntled Manure fans and other glory hunters - but then again we are champions! |
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| May 5th, 2005: (Philosophical in defeat) | |||
You know some people say that we can't win everything in the 1st year ~ we need something more
to strive for. They played well, we were knackered, hana hana hana. I accept all of that, and good luck scousers.... |
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| May 3rd, 2005: (TOP GEAR SPECIAL) | |||
I found it!!! Do you remember (know) that episode of Top Gear when they try (& fail) to destroy a
Toyota Hilux.... well here are the links to the clip, so that you can enjoy it over and over again (like me!): (BTW -
you'll need Real Player) Click here for Broad Band (not that broad) |
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| May 1st, 2005: | |||
Never been so glad to be wrong. We are champions! My son is the lucky one. My old man has waited 50 years. I have waited 36 - my son just 4! We stand on the brink of domination - move over dinosaurs - this is evolution! |
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| April 30th, 2005 (10:40 am BST): | |||
I have had a horrible epiphany! I don't think the league will be settled at the Reebok today. I hate to feel this way but, there are going to be a number of key players missing as we chase European glory too - and I can just see a slip up today. In any event, it's not the end of the world - we need one more victory and we have to play both Newcastle and Manure, 3 points guaranteed at both! |
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| Day 2(April 28th, 2005): | |||
| Fnar Fnar - good one hey! Welcome to my site. There's nothing serious here, just some fun. Last night I watched the footie - took some slack for the 0-0 score line - but I don't really give a toss because: a) We were better than them b) We always play better away c) We're gonna win the league! "So stick that in your blunt and smoke it!" (Dr. Evil's version of Hard Knock Life) Anyways, to quote another top dog - the D.O.G.G. - I'm gonna have to keep coming up with funky ass shit everyday (or week or month!) |
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| Day 1(January 1st, 2000): | |||
It is my intention to keep an ongoing record of my thoughts and actions so that future generations may be able to get a picture of life in the early 21st Century. (Yeah right... like I'm really going to stick to that one!) |
Graham Poll has tried twice to make Chelsea lose big games this season. Some of the Manure players were terrible the other night
including that traitor scouser cheating scum bag Rooney. But the worst performance was Poll. He tried so hard to give United
the game. He set about a campaign to book our players, march the ball to the edge of the area (even if it was 12 paces).
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