Some quotes I may or may not hate.
"Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." -- Plato
"Those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live." --Adolf Hitler
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." --Mark Twain
"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood". --Oscar Wilde
"Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love. " . --Justin Timberlake
"Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got". - Garth Brooks
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music". - George Carlin
"For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will do". - Jerry Lewis
"Don't be so humble, you're not that great". - Golda Meir
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." --Jason Kidd
"People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000." --Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990
"I'm the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be!." --Bret Hart
""Ninety percent of the game is half mental." --Jim Wohford
"Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself." - after being told he looked cool (Yogi Berra).
"I'd love to be a pop idol. Of course, my groupies are now between 40 and 50."- Kevin Bacon
"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." -- Jessica Alba
"I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever." - Jim Carrey
"That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down."-- Jim Carrey
"I like the job. That's what I'll miss the most... I'm not sure anybody ever liked this as much as I've liked it." -- Bill Clinton
"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties."- George Clooney
"A bit of lusting after someone does wonders for the skin."-- Elizabeth Hurley
"I've always wanted to be a spy, and frankly i'm a little surprised that British intelligence has never approached me." -- Elizabeth Hurley
"Boredom is a great motivator." -- Uma Thurman
"Good judgement comes from experience. Sometimes, experience comes from bad judgement." --Christian Slater
"Only a genius can play a fool." -- Michael Rapaport
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. --George Burns If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michaelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great streetsweeper that did his job well. -- Martin Luther King
I'm not Jacko, I'm Jackson... 'Wacko Jacko' - Where did that come from? Some English tabloid. I have a heart and I have feelings. I feel that when you do that to me, it's not nice. --Michael Jackson
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. --Pablo Picasso
But I refuse to believe that I am a better actor than myself. --Jim Carrey
It's kind of fun to do the impossible. --Walt Disney
If you're going through hell, keep going. --Walt Disney
Every man wishes to be wise, and they who cannot be wise are almost always cunning. --Samuel Jackson
You can see our respect for women by the fact that we have pledged to pay working women, even though they don't have to work. --Taliban Information Minister Amir Kan Muttaqi
I wanted revenge; I wanted to dance on the graves of a few people who made me unhappy. It's a pretty infantile way to go through life - I'll show them - but I've done it, and I've got more than I ever dreamed of. -- Anthony Hopkins
A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want. -- Madonna
I wish people could acheive what they think would bring them happiness in order for them to realize that that's not what happiness really is. -- Alanis Morisette
The key to immortallity, is living a life which is worth to be remembered. Bruce Lee
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute. -- Rebecca West
What luck for rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler
Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice; I say the darker the flesh then the deeper the roots. -- Tupac Shakur
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. -- Muhammad Ali
I never set out to hurt anybody deliberately unless it was, you know, important. Like a league game or something. --Dick Butkus
I'm not smart enough to lie. -- Ronald Reagan
I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor. - - Jack Nicholson, 1993
Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America. - - Rush Limbaugh
I love New York City; I've got a gun. - - Charles Barkley
I dress for women, and undress for men. - - Angie Dickinson
If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him. - - Drew Barrymore (1998)